A Worrying Schedule.

[Gramaisc]

I am quite concerned that I may not be spending enough time worrying.

 

[henryscat]

"If the Lord has meant us to worry, he would have given us things to worry about"
"He has! My wife!!"

 

[United57]

"If the Lord has meant us to worry, he would have given us things to worry about"
"He has! My wife!!"

Your wife probably worries about you. When you don't arrive home on time she worries whether the insurance premium is paid up. Then when you stagger through the door her worries are gone and they turn in to anger at you being late and not being able to spend the insurance money.

 

[Withnail]

Does it take as long as 36 minutes to read the Daily Mail?

If you skim read you could probably cut that by 50% or so.

It may be, however, that studies i have just made up suggest that skim reading causes E. Coli to form in Spanish cucumbers. You have been warned.

 

[henryscat]

"If the Lord has meant us to worry, he would have given us things to worry about"
"He has! My wife!!"

Your wife probably worries about you. When you don't arrive home on time she worries whether the insurance premium is paid up. Then when you stagger through the door her worries are gone and they turn in to anger at you being late and not being able to spend the insurance money.

Fawlty Towers, O'Reilly episode....

 

[basil]

"If the Lord has meant us to worry, he would have given us things to worry about"
"He has! My wife!!"

"She will be back here in four hours and she can kill a man at ten paces with one blow of her tongue! How am i supposed not to worry?......

 

[Gramaisc]

"If the Lord has meant us to worry, he would have given us things to worry about"
"He has! My wife!!"

"She will be back here in four hours and she can kill a man at ten paces with one blow of her tongue! How am i supposed not to worry?.....

3:00.