Age Calculator

[Trumpet]

I'm not long for this earth apparently.

http://www.sonnyradio.com/realage3.swf

 

[djstaffs]

woohoo my virtual age is 13 years younger than real age and my life expetancy is 12 years more than average.....If only these things really were that accurate lol

 

[shoes]

Biological age - 24
Virtual age - 18.1
Expectancy - 79.9

Don't think this takes into account a drug fuelled misspent youth lol

 

[djstaffs]

lol drug fuelled youth? My boy you are 24, to some of us you are still very much in your youth (bloody nora i sound soooooooo old now)

 

[basil]

Seems i should have died 2yrs ago......

 

[joshua]

Seems i should have died 2yrs ago......

Maybe you did (demonic laugh) welcome to hell.... (or the post office queue upstairs at wh smiths as it is commonly known)

 

[shoes]

lol drug fuelled youth? My boy you are 24, to some of us you are still very much in your youth (bloody nora i sound soooooooo old now)

Haha fair point! The guy who owns the company I work for is in his sixties, albeit very early and he refers to my colleagues and I as 'lads' as we're all under 30. He's got a point, I'm not mature enough to do his job for sure!

 

[age'd parent]

real age = 65
bio age = 45.8
life expect = 99.2

Bring it on, 34 years of retirement, I might even get back all the money the government have stolen from me.
Mind you I may starve to death on the government pension

 

[basil]

real age = 65
bio age = 45.8
life expect = 99.2

Bring it on, 34 years of retirement, I might even get back all the money the government have stolen from me.
Mind you I may starve to death on the government pension

or 54yrs of retirement if calculated from your bio age......

 

[age'd parent]

54 years means I last till I'm 120.
Bloody hell I'd better find something to do once I've finished decorating the house
and married the 2nd wife, and brought up a new set of kids,
can I claim family allowance while I'm on a pension?

 

[Gramaisc]

I like this!!!..

Real 54
Bio 27
Expectancy 104

I hope it's right, as I'm aiming for 105, to see Halley's Comet again, as it was crap last time..

I did just leave the cholesterol bit, though, as I don't really have any idea what mine is..

 

[cookie_monster]

blimey...allegedly im 10 years younger than in real life.....how come i feel 10 years older without the satisfaction of those things i thought id always have acheived by the time i got to this ripe old age i feel?

im also set to live until im 83.....thats my pension plans buggered then as well! lol


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[Gramaisc]

can I claim family allowance while I'm on a pension?

Rod Stewart'll know. Give him a bell.

 

[basil]

54 years means I last till I'm 120.
Bloody hell I'd better find something to do once I've finished decorating the house
and married the 2nd wife, and brought up a new set of kids,
can I claim family allowance while I'm on a pension?

I think pension will be history by then.......

 

[Florence]

Holy crap! I'm 19.5! With a life expectancy of 94!
OK so maybe I exaggerated the excercise I do...
and my blood pressure...
and possibly alcohol intake...

 

[Gramaisc]

It would not be possible to exaggerate your alcohol intake.

 

[tekkers]

80 years left according to that, decent innings I must admit...

 

[ToriRat]

My virtual age is 8.9 and I can expect to live to about 96. Not bad if I do say so myself

 

[Withnail]

If i make 74 years of age, i'll eat my pants.

A very flattering survey, n'est ce pas?