Anagrams.

[The Stafford Beast]

As I curl on porn.

Is that an anagram, or have you confused this thread with your twitter feed?


Love2Love = Vole2Vole (Where else do voles go to mate?)
The Litten Tree = Three Tit Elten
The Surgery = He Try Urges (if it still existed)
The Grapes = The Arse GP (where the sh*t comes from in the anagram of "Staffordshire." - see my post above)
Westside Taxis = We Sex It At Sids
Westside Taxis = Six Twit Seaside

...and the best 'til last...

Chicago Rock = Hi Cock Cargo (So true!)
Stafford Prison = Fond For Ass Trip

 

[John Marwood]

The Hand and Cleaver - Cathedral Haven Den

The Worston Mill - Morons Twit Hell

 

[basil]

Donkey Dick = HRH Prince Andrew the Duke of York....

 

[John Marwood]

roman abramovich - barman, vicar, homo

 

[basil]

roman abramovich - barman, vicar, homo

Oddly they were princess fergiana's fave fancy dress themes, andy went on to bring the house down with his hilarious braying in the family nativity play.....

 

[Gramaisc]

roman abramovich - barman, vicar, homo

Puts me in mind of John Moroney TD who gave his occupations on his General Election flyers as - "publican, air traffic controller and undertaker". Covers all bases, no?

 

[John Marwood]

Stan Collymore - Smelly Cartoon

 

[Gramaisc]

Gordon Ramsay - My gonads roar.

 

[Lunar Scorpion]

Stafford Forum = To Afford Smurf

 

[John Marwood]

Hitler Breeches Vex Nut - The Exclusive Brethren

 

[Gramaisc]

Lynton Tavern - only vent rant.

 

[John Marwood]

My New Sadists Vests - Vestas Windsystems ( Isle of White )

 

[basil]

Christian soldiers = Sacred or nihilists......

 

[John Marwood]

Ell Leaching Turd - Guildhall Centre

 

[Gramaisc]

Wormella - Oral mewl.

 

[Gramaisc]

Staffordshire University - Furry arse, divine soft shit.

 

[Andreas Rex]

Staffordshire University - Furry arse, divine soft shit.

excellent!

 

[basil]

member for stone= mobster semen tremor........

 

[John Marwood]

The Little Fawn - Lit The Wet Flan

 

[Gramaisc]

North Staffordshire Polytechnic- Thirsty poor clenched a stiff horn.