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[basil]

Fantastic ! our esteemed county council now intend giving us meetings live on the net. Well they'd better adopt some of these policies if they want look their best on the small screen;
1, Stay awake throughout all meetings
2, Empty the water decanters of anything brown i.e. Bells, Teachers, Henneseys, Stamford Fortified Wine etc etc,
3, Avoid nose picking,
4, Avoid scratching intimate areas (there own or anyone elses),
5, Remove all iPod/MP3 earphones,
6, Replace brown liquids in water decanters with Gordons, Smirnoff, Appletons Overproof, etc etc,
7, Wear the best teeth available,
8,
9,
10,

 

[My Name is URL]

WTF? Where has this come from?

 

[Gramaisc]

Presumably this has provoked him.

Who will be rushing out to get a supply of popcorn to sustain them through these epics?

 

[Admin]

Yes, please try and provide links if you are making reference to a hitherto undiscussed subject, basil!

Thanks

 

[Gramaisc]

Fair dos! It wasn't that hard, and maybe his grand-daughter hasn't been round to instruct him in the finer points yet.

 

[basil]

Perhaps they're going to use those lollicams....

 

[shazbo]

Perhaps they're going to use those lollicams....

yes wonder how much they set them back more tax payers money

 

[basil]

Seems that there was live web footage today....

 

[Gramaisc]

They should use the lollicams and have the meetings in the middle of the box junction on Gaol Square - I would watch it then.

 

[basil]

Only if you've purchased a ticket....

 

[djwellis]

I'm enjoying these!
Watching them now!

 

[Gramaisc]

Are ours as good as this.


Courtesy of Yan Nang.

 

[Florence]

Love how she moves the microphone away just so she can have a proper belly laugh. Sometimes farting is big, and clever. Where is old "Moon Pocket" these days?

 

[basil]

Seems The Daily Torygraph are gonna expose local councils expenses next, i could name a few who are headliners....

 

[Gramaisc]

Get on and name them....

 

[basil]

Daft i may be, stupid i like to think not. All manner of folk use this forum including some of our esteemed leaders and unfortunately i canna afford wapping sized lawyers....

 

[db]

Daft i may be, stupid i like to think not. All manner of folk use this forum including some of our esteemed leaders and unfortunately i canna afford wapping sized lawyers....

i'm pretty sure you won't come under any legal fire for repeating something reported as fact in a respected national news paper..

 

[MarkHeenan]

Perhaps they're going to use those lollicams....

yes wonder how much they set them back more tax payers money

I don't know exactly, but from what I've seen at Borough Council meetings (which take place in the same chamber) they've changed all the microphones, installed a big screen and a projector, although they must keep the cameras stored away as I haven't seen them. To be fair I saw a bit of the podcast, and it seemed to work well, although the meeting itself was pretty dull.