Big Brother 8

MISS T

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After another blazing row with Ziggy, Chanelle has finally left the building. . . . the girl needs therapy.
 

Wookie

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How long's this got left to run?
I haven't been able to watch E4 for what feels like *weeks*...
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cookie_monster

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last night was so cring-worthingly vile it made me want to gouge my eyes out with spoons and almost made me go back to watching napoleon dynamite (what a sack of shite- only decent bit, dance routine to jamiroquai...and that was pushing it!)

how vile is that welsh lump of lard? im sorry, but shes awful, what a shameless brazen slapper.

anyway, quite like the pagan though...he actually seem relatively normal! :o


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MISS T

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cookie_monster said:
how vile is that welsh lump of lard? im sorry, but shes awful, what a shameless brazen slapper.
:o
You mean that pink and blonde thing! :barf:

Someone buy the girl a wonder-bra, and a decent dress whilst your there. :miaow:
 

cookie_monster

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MISS T said:
You mean that pink and blonde thing! :barf:
uururghhhh! yes, thats the one.

the problem is, i think she could actual be quite a nice person......if she just dressing inapproprately- or more pertinently, undressing inappropriately!

bless brian though, he did come out with a corker. shen she said all her friends work in the sex industry, he said he understood that, coz if you worked in a bank, all your friends would be people who worked in the bank too! :ohno:


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db

#chaplife
big brother asked the "halfway housemates" to choose four regular housemates that they wanted to swap places with, and thus put up for eviction..

after they chose, that hideous blancmange with a welsh accent, shanessa, demonstrated her tremendous intellect and powers of deduction by screeching "that's not fair - they're just choosing the ones they don't like!!"

well, nobody can accuse her of not understanding the game :roll:
 

MISS T

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This must be an all time ratings low. The half-way house. . .so pointless.

Firstly BB allows the housemates to choose two HWH to become fully fledged HM, in go Kara-Louise and David. Sorted.

Liam becomes a HWH, by a game of Jack in a box.

Then after a little rumpy pumpy BB decides that they need to save Liam and Amy, so . . . .

. . . HWH choose four HM to become HWH, thus making themselves HM, obviously choosing the original HWH plus one HM. . .blah, blah . . .


So who's up for eviction? Is anyone still watching to care?
 

db

#chaplife
hold on.. during the "lecture task" this evening, the twins wrote down that tony blair was prime minister.. carole came over and corrected them, saying that it was now gordon brown.. now, unless i'm mistaken, golden brown didn't ascend to the throne until june of this year, whereas BB started in may.. how could carole have known this unless info was passed from the outside world??

i guess one of the new ones could have told her, but none of them really seem like the sort of people to discuss politics.. and even if they did, BB tends to take the tiniest infraction such as this and make an example of people, so i'm sure we would have known..

hmmm :raise:
 

Jheych

Wasps - feel my wrath!
Hmm worrying isn't it! what fear of eviction does to people !!

it's like "I only got 2 days or whatever to get my strides off ( well everythin' actually) live on telly" type thinkin

which is not really healthy now is it !

Still ya gotta admire his balls ! ;)

or not to be honest :eek:
 

db

#chaplife
just seen the Madeley kids presenting BBBM.. it's amazing how much the lad looks & acts like his old man.. and hearing him say "Lovely cock :raise:" in response to seeing jonty naked was well funny lol..

and young ms. madeley ain't bad either :v:



edit: i can't believe how much "cock" talk there is twixt father and daughter :eek:
 

cookie_monster

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MISS T said:
Aaaaaaaaahhh. . . My eyes! My eyes ! :eek: Jonty naked in the bathroom. My eyes! My eyes ! :eek:
that was evil. i just thought kara's reaction was hilarious! *keep looking down, try not to look in mirror, keep back to him, oh god! hes standing there with his hands on his flabby hips willing me to look at him! heeeeelllp!*


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