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Augustus Gloop
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Madder than that mad badger over there.jimbob23 said:
I've met him twice. He's a cheeky git.
Vidic on the other hand has one of those handshakes which say don't feck me with me or I'll eat your family. I'm hoping he plants one on Drogba on Sunday and gets away with it. The big fanny may actually have a reason to roll around on the floor then.
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The portugese greaseball is not the full ticket is he!?
Dogbra wants taking out big time as does douif. Diving tossers.
Gordon Strachan always makes me laugh. It's a shame he is managing in scotland now as we miss out on his dry wit.
As it is topical, considering Celtic beat united (manchester) in the week
, here are few of his best quotes:
Southampton manager Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney
Its an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a
call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.
Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the
England squad?
Strachan: I dont care, I'm Scottish
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are
the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job
and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because
I'm useless."
Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the
Coventry one, that's for sure.
Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We
were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into
Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us
to win the Champions League?
Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my
priority rather than Agustin Delgado.
Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy
to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can
take it, yeah.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.
I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,
down.
Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret. >
Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there....
Dogbra wants taking out big time as does douif. Diving tossers.
Gordon Strachan always makes me laugh. It's a shame he is managing in scotland now as we miss out on his dry wit.
As it is topical, considering Celtic beat united (manchester) in the week
, here are few of his best quotes:Southampton manager Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney
Its an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a
call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.
Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the
England squad?
Strachan: I dont care, I'm Scottish
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are
the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job
and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because
I'm useless."
Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the
Coventry one, that's for sure.
Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We
were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into
Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us
to win the Champions League?
Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my
priority rather than Agustin Delgado.
Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy
to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can
take it, yeah.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.
I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,
down.
Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret. >
Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there....
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Erm, didn't quite work out like this did it? In fact you could say it was a total reverse! Dogbra's 'calculated arm' was cynical but surely didn't merit the big igor's ridiculous writhing around on the floor in 'agony'!!Augustus Gloop said:
This kind of this behaviour makes me sick. When will these foreign players learn that noone in england wants to see this? Football is a competitive man's sport yet week in week out we see overrated/paid prima donna foreign (and more and more english) players behaving like young children and continually going down like cheap whore's! It really is embarrassing.
my point
This is what should happen to divers
Augustus Gloop
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Vidic was farking class yesterday. Superb in fact. Kept the best striker in the Premiership - on current form - quiet all day. Couldn't quite understand why Drogba did it tbh. Seemed to want to get his own back after Gabby made a superb tackle on him earlier - yet he thought he was fouled?BBC said:Erm, didn't quite work out like this did it? In fact you could say it was a total reverse! Dogbra's 'calculated arm' was cynical but surely didn't merit the big igor's ridiculous writhing around on the floor in 'agony'!!Augustus Gloop said:
This kind of this behaviour makes me sick. When will these foreign players learn that noone in england wants to see this. Football is a competitive man's sport yet week in week out we see overrated/paid prima donna foreign (and more and more english) players behaving like young children and continually going down like cheap whore's!
my point
This is what should happen to divers
Could do without the theatrics though. Considering my OT snout claims he's a harder defender than Jaap Stam we've got ourselves an effin bargain.
Was hilarious when Lampard decided to square up to Vidic though. Took one look at him and ran off. The overrated fat puff. Nice to see the wizard give him a lesson yesterday. Cashley Cole and Essien were their best players by a mile.
Ballack and Shevchenko - waste of money.
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Agreed he is looking like a class player as does dogbra this season but that is no excuse for this kind of nonsense every week. Cole indeed, as he indicated, had Greaseball in his pocket yesterday as he always has done when they have gone head to head. ronaldo didn't look interested all match though.
Good game to watch though. A game of two halves indeed
Good game to watch though. A game of two halves indeed
