BLOND FEMALE

[TENSHON]

FOR SALE
32-year-old blond female. Full service history.
Open to offers.

 

[db]

how many owners? i might be interested, but not if she's been run ragged by boy racers..

any modifications to the bodywork?

 

[TENSHON]

How many owners? erm... I don't know whether I can disclose that information.
No modifications to my knowledge. Excellent condition. Good engine. Costly to run though.
Do you want to make an offer?

 

[db]

No modifications to my knowledge. Excellent condition. Good engine. Costly to run though.

good, i hate the way young-uns get hold of cheap models then stick bits of plastic over them these days.. i like factory standard (as long as it's a good factory)..

they're all costly to run, let's face it.. the engine sounds good - does it purr, or is she a noisy bitch?

Do you want to make an offer?

would you consider a part exchange? i've got a 19yr old brunette, but i'll be honest; i'm pretty attached to her..

 

[TENSHON]

Part exchange isn't an option. Hire purchase is. 0% finance. 28 day money back guarantee.
Loud? She can howl when she wants to.

 

[db]

Part exchange isn't an option. Hire purchase is. 0% finance. 28 day money back guarantee.

wait, so i can have her for 28 days then get a full refund? sign me up, mother hubbard!

 

[TENSHON]

I think I'll hold out for a bit and see what other offers I get.

 

[TENSHON]

We'll I've had no offers so she's all yours. When can you collect?

 

[db]

We'll I've had no offers so she's all yours. When can you collect?

great - BBC will pick her up tonight and take her to the stafford rangers game.. he needs some help with a very important project, and i'm sure a blonde female flaunting her wares will help our cause

 

[TENSHON]

excellent