Celebrity Big Brother 2007

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dirtybobby said:
god, please vote carole off.. i hate her lumpy, kryton like head, and the way that every single effing conversation she has turns into a bad tabloid interview..
Agreed and wtf is up with leo sayer. His behaviour when i watched it t'other night was shocking. I've never seen anyone act so childishly as this jumped up silly haired little egotistical tosspot. He is obviously delusional that he is still some major celebrity despite living off the success of some 'hit' 30 years ago!!??

Behave you tit!

:grr:

Dirk to win. This man is the epitome of legend in all aspects!
 

MISS T

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Did I just hear right? Discussing the Jackson 5 task, did Jermaine say"man, we've gotta do a concert."
Wozzers, that's one gig I want to see.
 

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MISS T said:
Did I just hear right? Discussing the Jackson 5 task, did Jermaine say"man, we've gotta do a concert."
Wozzers, that's one gig I want to see.
i can't watch it.. as much as i like trash TV, i've barely watched 20 minutes of this new series of CBB because they all make me want to poke my eyes out with a shitty stick..

what does the task involve? and who is he proposing performs in this concert?

actually, most of the reason i couldn't watch was leo "serial rapist in the making" sayer.. now he's farked off i might give it another crack..
 

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A Jackson 5 tribute act v Steps tribute act. No contest really.

Lol, Leo "serial rapist in the making".
 

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MISS T said:
A Jackson 5 tribute act v Steps tribute act.
This had me in tears of laughter. One of the funniest things i've seen in ages. Everything from the outfits, the move's, the awful singing esp from Jade's fella. Brilliant. Respect to Jermaine though, he still got the groove's and the move's! It was funny when Jade was complaining to BB that the other team had JJ and BB replied that 'you've got H from step's! :D
 

DaveDon'tRave

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LEO SAYER - quitting Big Brother because they wouldn't give him a change of pants!! YES YES, that was hilarious, he is a big bell-end (actually he's tiny - with; according to him a 12" willy), this was so funny I had to clap my hands as the event unfolded on my tv.

Leo threaten's Big Brother that he may look silly for quitting for the aformentioned reason, but BB will look more so. Yeah right Leo you pantless twat. Then he battles his way through the fire doors to be met by two BIG (at least compared to Lil' Leo) security guys, who physically hold him back - Leo responds with diatribes constructed primarily out of the words; "feck OFF...feck YOU...DON'T TOUCH ME....BASTARD..."

Then he accuses the producer mistakenly of being a Psychiatrist, pleading with her to talk to him, because he's a real person. She corrects him, he responds accordingly;
"WELL I HOPE YOU MAKE A LOT OF farking MONEY THEN!"
"THIS IS SICK, IT'S ALL SICK, THE SANITATION IS A JOKE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN THERE."

Yet only moments earlier, Leo seemed perfectly happy pontificating to which ever other BB contestant would listen to him regarding his brightly burning star and poptastic tunes, and the great British public who still '...want a bit of Leo...'.

He concluded his confrontation with the statement;
"GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID farking COUNTRY AND BACK TO AUSTRALIA NOW...I WANT MY KEYS AND MY WALLET NOW!...YOU BASTARDS..!"

Bye Leo, a little bit of my heart will always be devoted to you.
 

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DaveDon'tRave, i missed all of that drama.. thanks for filling me in, i had no idea leo "i wonder if my female friends know i masturbate over them as they sleep" sayer had made such a prize tit of himself..

i wish i had see his whole escapte attempt..
 

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His fall from the perch of megastardom was indeed quite spectacular. Let's hope the moron fooks off back to Australia and never darkens our fine shore's again.
 

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I stopped watching BB a few days ago. I cannot bear to watch the constant bitching, back stabbing and bigotry from Jade Goody and her moron allies towards Shilpa. I feel very sorry for this woman who is obviously not used to this kind of behaviour that alot of english girls 'specialise' in.

Disgraceful. :down:
 

rich upsetter

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i havent watched more than 5 minutes of it as just couldnt bear it. obviously its been all over the news for the racist behaviour, and whether it shows a microcosm of todays britain. i heard a clip of jade goodys boyfriend saying 'whasss a envreeo?'. he meant embryo.

i really hope channel 4 feck big brother off really soon. everyone should boycott this celebration of thick chav star fuckas.
 

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rich upsetter said:
i really hope channel 4 feck big brother off really soon. everyone should boycott this celebration of thick chav star fuckas.
I've been saying this since, well, the first series really. I could at least put all the hype down to novelty factor when it first started, but surely any more than 2 series is just pushing it.

Mind you, if people are daft enough to watch it, then they'll keep showing it won't they? I find it a sad indictment of today's society that 'entertainment' of this sort can flourish as it has. Sorry to all the forumites who watch it - everybody is entitled to their own opinions and their own tastes - but really, isn't it time everyone just turned it off and did something more useful with their time, like scratching your arse.

Doesn't the fact that these people have got nothing better to do with their lives than go on television and degrade and embarrass themeselves in front of the nation more than suitably demonstrate exactly why we shouldn't be watching it?

What gets me (rash generalisation alert) is that many of the people who watch 'reality' TV are the same folk who moan about the World Cup/European Championship taking up so much of the TV schedule for a month every 2 years. Yet it seems like there is now not one day that goes by without some showcase of whinging 'celebrities'/chavs/attention seekers/morons/wankers bombarding the airwaves.

Come on, people, what happened to talent & creativity, education & broadening horizons and respect for people who deserve it for all the right reasons? What happened to all the documentaries, plays, films and other 'serious' programmes that actually enrich people's lives? Unless something gives, within a couple of generations, everyone will be a celebrity without having to work for it, and before long culture will become a tepid sea of unremarkable achievements, creations and people. Melodramatic maybe, but is it really so unrealistic, given the increasing amount of meaningless tat with which we're being bombarded?

BB made the front page of The Times yesterday, for feck's sake.

Turn of the telly, pick up the pencil/pen/book/tools/erm, typewriter and do something. Only by people not subscribing to this tide of filth will it cease to be broadcast. Let's start a revolution!

A programme featuring gon2seed regailling the nation with his amazing anecdotes - now that I'd watch!

Who's with me? Nobody? OK, sod you, I'll do it on my own.

Pushy, overbearing, preachy diatribe over. Perhaps this should have gone in the rant thread.
 

Augustus Gloop

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Skill point for such an impressive rant. Well said.

Once BB is off the air do you think we could turn our attention to the wealth of pointless film remakes? Another sad indictment of modern culture and one that really raises the old pressure. ;)
 

jimbob23

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Let's do it. We could start a new campaign:

"STAFFORD FORUMITES FOR CULTURAL ENLIGHTENMENT"

Surely with the wealth of business/music/design/theatrical talent on here we could make huge waves. If only Jamie Hewlett hadn't beaten me to the creation of Gorillaz, I'd already be well on the way and inviting you all along for the ride. As it is we'll have to start from scratch.

I've just had an idea for a world-beating multimedia entertainment phenomenon - Monkeyz. Brilliant.

Long live the culture nazis!!
 

TENSHON

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i'm working from home today and i've got the tv on in the background and i have to say daytime is total shite. i share jimbob's sentiment.
 

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Now this is entertainment. How about these 3 mean forum-posting mizzutha fizzukas on the telly, ladies?

holytrinity.jpg
 

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TENSHON said:
i'm working from home today and i've got the tv on in the background and i have to say daytime is total shite. i share jimbob's sentiment.
I welcome you into the anti-pap army with open arms, brother!
 
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