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jimbob23

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I am absolutely sick to death of this farking gob shite.

The talentless blob of stubble-covered mashed potato must be rubbing his hands together over the fact he's still got a Radio 1 contract despite knowing nothing about music and not being even remotely funny.

The louder you say it, Chris, the funnier it is; you're absolutely right. That's why all those feeble-minded idiots you share a studio with laugh at all your "jokes" - not because they're paid or anything.

You're a waste of wages. BBC - hire me, three toddlers, a mute pensioner and a stuffed animal and I'll produce a more entertaining show for half the salary.

Oxygen thief.
 
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Augustus Gloop

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I'd hire you jimbob.

Despise Moyles with a passion. The drive to work is made even more painful by his show. So much so I have invested in one of those things that allows me to use my MP3 player.

Not very funny (neither are his team either), too much inane chatter about stuff that no one should really give a fook about and a playlist which gets worse and wore each week.

Nothing but a local DJ who got lucky IMO and wouldn't look out of place doing weddings either.

Also, the other Radio 1 DJs aren't much better either. Whiley's a vile creature and I can't stand Edith Bowman. A mini Whiley.
 
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Mrs M

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I go through phases with moyles, like him some days hate him other days. I cant stand the brown nosing 'comedy' dave, (don't know where the comedy bit comes from). He's just as smarmy as moylesie. Come to think of it I don't think much of the rest of the crew either. They should get Scott Mills on in the morning. (I never used to like him but think he's really funny now). I have to agree about Whiley too, she finds a band that SHE likes then constatly rams them down your throat until everytime you hear her mention their name you hate them and you might not yet have even heard their music yet. She's such a name dropper too. Yeah, BBC should have a shake up and get somebody new on in the morning. I vote Jimbob.

Any more thoughts on the subject, I have emailed this link to Chris Moyles show, don't know if it will be read but we can always try.
 
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theflamingred

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jimbob23 said:
You're a waste of wages. BBC - hire me, three toddlers, a mute pensioner and a stuffed animal and I'll produce a more entertaining show for half the salary.

Oxygen thief.
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SKILL POINT that man!
 
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sorry to go against the grain here, but i love the chris moyles show.. he occasionally gets on my nerves if someone pisses him off and he goes on and on about it (joe mott from the daily star, the one from girls aloud who doesn't like him, etc.) but on the whole his show makes me lol..

scott mills, on the other hand.. ugh.. and who in their right mind thought "chappers" was a good sidekick?? his voice is well annoying..
 
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cookie_monster

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much as it pains me, im gonna side with bobby here.....i do like moyles et al.

im really not a scott mills fan, i would happily cause him pain, but chappers is ok really, seems like a nice but dim type character.


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cookie_monster said:
im really not a scott mills fan, i would happily cause him pain, but chappers is ok really, seems like a nice but dim type character.
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my sentiments exactly.. chappers does indeed seem amiable enough, i just think his voice is awful and definitely not suited for radio.. at least he's not an abrasive perma-tanned boy-hungry imbecile..
 
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coobeastie said:
Augustus Gloop said:
Also, the other Radio 1 DJs aren't much better either.
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Its all been crap since Scrawn and Lard left, as far as I'm concerned.
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mark n lard were undoubtedly funny, but they were even worse than moyles for recycling material.. they were on par with little britain for using the same gags/skits over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..

i love the tunes and soundbites moyles uses.. dropping david gest saying "HELLO" into a tune makes me laugh every time, and i don't think i will ever get tired of hearing:

:banana: :banana:
"I love horses!
Best of all the an-i-mals!
I love horses!
They're my friends!"


:lolsmash:
 
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coobeastie said:
dirtybobby said:
"I love horses!
Best of all the an-i-mals!
I love horses!
They're my friends!"
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Another b3ta first I believe.
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i had no idea.. if you can tell me where to get a copy of the James Blunt/Incredible jungle mash-up they played about a year ago, i will be forever in your debt*



*PS - won't actually owe you anything, will just be greatful
 
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I really like listening to Moyles and Mills... they make my journey through the traffic bearable....

I couldn't stand Mark and Lard though, not funny at all....
 
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Toble

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dirtybobby said:
if you can tell me where to get a copy of the James Blunt/Incredible jungle mash-up they played about a year ago, i will be forever in your debt
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no idea, sorry. i will not soil my ears with the musical effluent that is the blunt. He may have served his country, and guarded the Queen Mother (who was dead at the time), but I still would rather undergo dentistry at the hands of Lawrence Olivier that listen to his tedious lyrical spurtings.
 
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simon

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I actually like radio one, and like listening to most of their D.J's, bar Sarah Cox. Suppose it's just personal taste!

I am aware of other radio stations that are available through my cars in-bulit wireless and tend to just flick through the stations when I'm fed up of listening to someone babble on or don't like a song thats on....no drama!
 
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Toble

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simon said:
I actually like radio one, and like listening to most of their D.J's, bar Sarah Cox.
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Ah. right. you have a point. Moyles may live, so long as you get that gallows erected right now, and set out a hunting party to capture "Coxy".

I'm more of a Radio 2 listener now, which means I must be getting old. Talk Sport is good late at night, if only to re-assure you of your sanity.
 
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coobeastie said:
dirtybobby said:
if you can tell me where to get a copy of the James Blunt/Incredible jungle mash-up they played about a year ago, i will be forever in your debt
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no idea, sorry. i will not soil my ears with the musical effluent that is the blunt. He may have served his country, and guarded the Queen Mother (who was dead at the time), but I still would rather undergo dentistry at the hands of Lawrence Olivier that listen to his tedious lyrical spurtings.
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i hate blunt as much as the next man, which is why this mash-up worked so well.. it started off in blunt's typical, meandering, moribund style, then just as you lost the will to live in came General Levy and some maniac junglist riddims lol.. after i heard it on moyles' show i spent a good while googling it to no avail - i must have it!

edit: actually, just to clarify - i hate the music of james blunt.. he was on top gear the other week and proved himself to be a thoroughly nice chap, not to mention funny..
 
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coobeastie said:
dirtybobby said:
edit: actually, just to clarify - i hate the music of james blunt.. he was on top gear the other week and proved himself to be a thoroughly nice chap, not to mention funny..
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this it? http://ia300213.us.archive.org/0/items/Jungle_James_Blunt/20060112_jungleblunt.mp3
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can't get to that through my work's proxy, but the filename looks promising so i'll defo be checking that out when i get home! +1 skill point (pending) :up:
 
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