Daft job titles

[theflamingred]

Anyone in here got a silly job title - or heard of something outrageous considering it's true worthiness?

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

 

[tek-monkey]

My old business cards do actually say tek monkey

 

[db]

according to my job title i'm an "analyst", but the only thing i analyse all day is the WWW

 

[theflamingred]

I'm an, "Electronic Publications Editor." The kinda job that prompts fellow drinkers in the pub to frown and ask me whether I have a proper job or not. Given up trying to explain it to the Grandparents.

 

[cat_woman]

Does this count, my friend Jakie works at the council in HR, and has to arrange courses for people, this one hard her falling off her seat, "P.R.A.T Training" do people actually read what initials spell any more?

 

[db]

do people actually read what initials spell any more?

 

[db]

pro-tip: don't google image search the word "twat" while at work



i just learned the hard way

 

[tek-monkey]

You analyse the net all day, and didn't know that?!?!?

Now go google pic search for goatse

 

[db]

Now go google pic search for goatse

i'm not that daft.. next you'll be telling me to GIS "lemon party", or "tubgirl", or something else equally unsavoury lol..

 

[tek-monkey]

I heard about a great vid the other day. Involved a cup and 2 young women. Can you find that?

 

[MyCult]

I heard about that film with the two ladies and the small receptacle. Apparently it's on the same site as goatse. Whatever that is.

 

[db]

well, this thread has taken a severe turn for the worse lol..

 

[tek-monkey]

I thought it was just plural for goat, but spelt wrong? Or to describe someone with goat-like qualities?

 

[ToriRat]

I was Fresh Food Preparation Technician at Sainsburys way back when ( salad bar worker to everyone else)
And my first job aged 16 was as a Hostess...... In harvester restaurant term that meant I took you to your table, explaining about the salad bar (and its 15 different sauces) to the hard of thinking, and took the first drink order which I then had to give to a real waitress as I was too young to serve alcohol. Other unlisted aspects of the job involved cleaning tables, carrying stuff and avoiding the wandering hands of the 30 year old married chef's.

edit* sorry for bringing the thread back onto topic ^-^

 

[theflamingred]

I was Fresh Food Preparation Technician at Sainsburys way back when...

Yay - I was waiting for 'technician' to creep in

Bit of a trend for slapping that on the end of a description. Beauty technician scare me - as I usually associate technician with lots of evil, pokey instruments.

 

[Admin]

edit* sorry for bringing the thread back onto topic ^-^

Have a skill point from me, for doing what these reprobates should have done about 8 posts ago

 

[laineyiow]

Does anyone remember the days when you just had the unsophisticated job title of ........ Office Junior???

 

[age'd parent]

office junior, don't you mean "tea boy"

 

[shoes]

Don't actually have a job title but I guess it would technically be research assistant/video editor/general IT bod/accountant (i work for a small family company, no one has a job title)

 

[MyCult]

Worst one of these I’ve heard in recent years (not my place of work another more 'forward thinking' one)

They have individuals who work for them that are called Creative’s…

And believe me when I say what I create in the toilet every morning is about the same as they pedal all day.