Euro Elections - GoFundTek

[Tilly]

5 grand is what we need to force TekMonkey into Parliament via EuroStar

Anyone want to start a GoFundMe?

We've got 13 days

Vote Monkey !

 

[Withnail]

I'd put a pony on @tek-monkey if he was up for it?

 

[tek-monkey]

I could totally be an mep, I took a look at how that farage fella did it and it appears so simple that I'd probably have time to actually turn up and vote too!

 

[Gramaisc]

I could totally be an mep, I took a look at how that farage fella did it and it appears so simple that I'd probably have time to actually turn up and vote too!

What a marvellously brief acceptance speech.

 

[Withnail]

Tactical Voting tips for MEP elections.

Tl;dr - Vote LibDem for West Mids

Please.

Pretty please with sugar on top.

Clean the fecking car.

This has gone beyond a joke now so please take it seriously.

 

[Tilly]

£4,975 is all we need

10 days

Mr Monkey needs a licence




















( now read it as Peter Sellers )

 

[Thehooperman]

Mr Monkey needs a licence

Are you sure I've just checked the gov.uk animal licencing website and can't see a tekmonkey on the list? Loads of other monkeys but no tekmonkeys on there.

 

[Thehooperman]

Are you sure I've just checked the gov.uk animal licencing website and can't see a tekmonkey on the list? Loads of other monkeys but no tekmonkeys on there.


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Mind you he does need to be supervised in public places

 

[Tilly]

GoFunk
Golfhunt
Gafunt
Dachshund
DashCam
SlashPan
Trash Can Sinatras


Got any spare change

 

[basil]

 

[Lucy]

Apparently they are on for the top polling party in the Euro elections. God help us all..

 

[basil]

Whilst not saying all the Brexitpartyukipconservative voters are racist bigots

It's probable that all the racist bigots vote Brexitpartyukipconservative

But then neither is sanity statistical.....

 

[Tilly]

Whilst not saying all the Brexitpartyukipconservative voters are racist bigots

It's probable that all the racist bigots vote Brexitpartyukipconservative

But then neither is sanity statistical.....

 

[Withnail]

Apparently they are on for the top polling party in the Euro elections. God help us all..

Turnout will be key for this. We have, thus far, been very uninvolved Europeans.

Turnout in 2014 was 35%, which returned 24 seats to UKIP with just 27% of vote share.

The nutjobs hardly have to mobilize en masse if they only have to rouse one quarter of one third of the electorate, do they?

UKIP has so far thrived as much on inaction as much as on active support, let's not forget that. Let's not let them get away with it again - your vote counts so USE IT.

A vote for LibDem in Euro 2019 is a vote for Remain.

 

[BobClay]

I'm sorry tek, but if you don't have the Kremlin on your side, your chances are slim. It would appear that the outcome of elections over much of the western world is being determined by Vlad and his boys these days.

 

[Withnail]

Don't be taken in by the * it's PR so vote for what you want * tropes that seem to be gaining traction - as you might imagine 'we've' gone for the least P of the PR options available to us.

It, sit yourself down, still favours big parties, i know, right?, so if the Remain vote is spread between three then all three will get none.

Seriously, in the absence of Tek, and the remaining £4,975 already unpledged, vote LibDem.