The Notorious A.N.T.
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There was a knock on the convent door. 'Who is it?' enquired one of the Nuns. 'I have been sent to visit the Mother Superior' came the reply, 'I am the blind man'. The Nun hurries off to tell Mother Superior of the caller & eventually finds her taking a bath. Mother Superior had just got in so asks the Nun to bring the man to her. 'But you are naked!' exclaims the Nun, 'it doesn't matter' replies Mother Superior, 'he's blind, he can't see me'. The Nun goes back to the door, takes the blind man by the arm & carefully leads him through the convent to Mother Superior's bathroom. The Nun shows him in & on seeing Mother Superior in the bath the blind man nearly faints!. 'You have got cracking boobs there Mother Superior' he says 'now where was it you wanted these blinds installing'......