Dear God:- Lynn Hodges and Sue Buchanan
Dear God:
Is it on purpose that our names are
Spelled the same, only in reverse?
Dear God:
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom,
If ever, smell one another?
Dear God:
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or will it be the same old story?
Dear God:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar,
The cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray,
And the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We love a nice car ride! Would it be so hard to
Rename the “Chrysler Eagle” the “Chrysler Beagle”?
Dear God:
If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and
No human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God:
We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
Hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers,
Scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and
Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are,
Will I have to apologize?
Dear God:
Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a “face towel”.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying “Hello”.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside, and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a “squeaky toy”.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?