Going through the motions.

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Love the fact you need Conservative values but only an awareness of the constituency and only need to visit once or twice a week. Pretty much sums up how our MP treats the place.
Other variations of this level of dedication are available.

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This may need to be fact-checked.

I suspect his office in the Caribbean does have air conditioning.
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
Love the fact you need Conservative values but only an awareness of the constituency and only need to visit once or twice a week. Pretty much sums up how our MP treats the place.
I think you're very generous in your assumption that our beloved MP visits the constituency once or twice a week. Once or twice a year is likely to be closer to the truth. Unless there's an emergency photo op or a general election has been announced.
 

Jonah

Spouting nonsense since the day I learned to talk
She's advertising for a "helper"...

Tory dogsbody role available

Strangely doesn't mention a salary
Two sentences in and they have started lying...

Theo Clarke MP is looking to recruit a caseworker to be part of her constituency team. Caseworkers are an important role in an MP’s office, supporting the MP to ensure that constituents concerns are heard and actioned.
No they won't be.
 

Thehooperman

Well-Known Forumite
Two sentences in and they have started lying...


No they won't be.
Theo Clarke MP is looking to recruit a caseworker to be part of her constituency team. Caseworkers are an important role in an MP’s office, supporting the MP to ensure that constituents concerns are heard and actioned.

I might apply for that and forward all of the concerns to her then report on the positive action she takes on each one.................(probably to a national rag to show just how much she really cares about her constituency).
 
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