Going through the motions.

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Love the fact you need Conservative values but only an awareness of the constituency and only need to visit once or twice a week. Pretty much sums up how our MP treats the place.
Other variations of this level of dedication are available.

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This may need to be fact-checked.

I suspect his office in the Caribbean does have air conditioning.
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
Love the fact you need Conservative values but only an awareness of the constituency and only need to visit once or twice a week. Pretty much sums up how our MP treats the place.
I think you're very generous in your assumption that our beloved MP visits the constituency once or twice a week. Once or twice a year is likely to be closer to the truth. Unless there's an emergency photo op or a general election has been announced.
 

Jonah

Spouting nonsense since the day I learned to talk
She's advertising for a "helper"...

Tory dogsbody role available

Strangely doesn't mention a salary
Two sentences in and they have started lying...

Theo Clarke MP is looking to recruit a caseworker to be part of her constituency team. Caseworkers are an important role in an MP’s office, supporting the MP to ensure that constituents concerns are heard and actioned.
No they won't be.
 

Thehooperman

Well-Known Forumite
Two sentences in and they have started lying...


No they won't be.
Theo Clarke MP is looking to recruit a caseworker to be part of her constituency team. Caseworkers are an important role in an MP’s office, supporting the MP to ensure that constituents concerns are heard and actioned.

I might apply for that and forward all of the concerns to her then report on the positive action she takes on each one.................(probably to a national rag to show just how much she really cares about her constituency).
 

Rowley Reg

Well-Known Forumite
Hunting with dogs and “Sport”, and following the rules

Dear Theo

I’ve just seen your supportive tweet about the Conservatives wanting to stop Hare Coursing
Well, as an animal lover (and loads of Stafford people are too…), I really agree with that noble desire. But (hey call me cynical). Please assure us that this policy is not motivated by country squires not getting paid for unlicensed “sporting” people using their land, so if so, then kick on with this desire.

Anyway, talking about umm, “Sport”… I’ve just seen a video about the wife of Jacob Rees-Moggs (to whom you are related) on a hunt, with her children.
Hey, do you know what, call me stupid, but I thought that fox-hunting was against the law, but it seems that the hunts (and Jacob, your relative) have found a way around the law to call it scent-following. So... you’ll maybe understand my confusion on this….

Simple question I think – us common people of Stafford (we vote, remember), we’d really like to know your views on wild animal hunting, being that you are related to Jacob Rees-Mogg, who is a hunt supporter, and your seemingly contradictory tweet about banning hare-coursing.

I think we all know you’d not support the one-rule-for-them and one-for-us-elite, which reminds me of another question… A friend of mine followed the rules and wasn’t allowed to attend her niece’s funeral last year, on the same day that the prime minister held a wine and cheese party (according to the photos)

Our glorious leader Mr Boris is holding a series of press conferences and telling us to get boosted and take tests – but try as I might, I can’t seem to get hold of any LFT test kits! I know we spent 37 million Billion with Baroness Dido, but gawd, what did us poor taxpayers get for that.

I know we should do as they say, but it would really be nice if Mr Johnson, Mr Hancock and the cabinet did as well….

Hoping you can clear-up these confusions…
 

Rowley Reg

Well-Known Forumite
Dear Theo

I realise that this might have slipped out of your diary, but today, Friday, is constituency day for all MP’s where they go and speak to their constituents and listen to their views. In the unusual event of you not being able to find Stafford and visit, can I let you know some of my feelings, just in case you weren’t aware.

I don’t know if you’ve ever read Animal Farm, but events over the last months, ever since Napoleon (sorry, Johnson) came to power, bear a striking similarity to the storyline. The pigs feeding at troughs disguised as dinner tables obviously is possibly a metaphor too far for current events, but the millions and billions of pounds of taxpayer VIP lane contracts (found to be illegal by the high court this week) handed out to conservative MP’s, peers and party contributors has this constituent of yours thinking hmmm……. might be something illegal here.

I do feel terribly sorry for poor young Wilf Johnson, his swing broken by a loutish partying yob at one of the Downing Street parties work events. Perhaps we should organise a crowd-funder to buy him a new one? Gawd only knows what Plod on the door and inside were doing as the clinking of bottles in the suitcase was trundled in. They seem to be unable to investigate anything whilst at the same time dishing out fines to us plebs for non compliance.

The list of parties (work events. stupid me.) seems to increase by the day, so I think you're going to need a bigger Sue Grey to try and find them all not guilty.

But on to more current events - number 10 has just had to apologise to the Queen for partying or something else (they weren’t even specific in their apology what it was) on the eve of the funeral for her husband. Never mind thinking up a new pudding for the Queen, how about we ask her to dissolve Parliament for the stench of corruption and the shame and embarrassment this government, which you are part of, has brought on all of us.

You represent Stafford as a conservative, and it’s now time for you to make plain your views on Mr Johnson’s actions over the last 18 months. A reckoning is coming. Quite simply – do you still support him?
 

kyoto49

Well-Known Forumite
Dear Theo

I realise that this might have slipped out of your diary, but today, Friday, is constituency day for all MP’s where they go and speak to their constituents and listen to their views. In the unusual event of you not being able to find Stafford and visit, can I let you know some of my feelings, just in case you weren’t aware.

I don’t know if you’ve ever read Animal Farm, but events over the last months, ever since Napoleon (sorry, Johnson) came to power, bear a striking similarity to the storyline. The pigs feeding at troughs disguised as dinner tables obviously is possibly a metaphor too far for current events, but the millions and billions of pounds of taxpayer VIP lane contracts (found to be illegal by the high court this week) handed out to conservative MP’s, peers and party contributors has this constituent of yours thinking hmmm……. might be something illegal here.

I do feel terribly sorry for poor young Wilf Johnson, his swing broken by a loutish partying yob at one of the Downing Street parties work events. Perhaps we should organise a crowd-funder to buy him a new one? Gawd only knows what Plod on the door and inside were doing as the clinking of bottles in the suitcase was trundled in. They seem to be unable to investigate anything whilst at the same time dishing out fines to us plebs for non compliance.

The list of parties (work events. stupid me.) seems to increase by the day, so I think you're going to need a bigger Sue Grey to try and find them all not guilty.

But on to more current events - number 10 has just had to apologise to the Queen for partying or something else (they weren’t even specific in their apology what it was) on the eve of the funeral for her husband. Never mind thinking up a new pudding for the Queen, how about we ask her to dissolve Parliament for the stench of corruption and the shame and embarrassment this government, which you are part of, has brought on all of us.

You represent Stafford as a conservative, and it’s now time for you to make plain your views on Mr Johnson’s actions over the last 18 months. A reckoning is coming. Quite simply – do you still support him?

Love this. Bravo!

Anyone who still votes Tory after this must be missing all their brain cells.

Do you actually send these to her? You should! On paper so she has to reply!
 

Rowley Reg

Well-Known Forumite
Oh, and Theo

We have yet more parties revealed, so could we make that 3 Sue Greys please. And can we have a different Police Force, capable of investigating black and white prima facie evidence please?

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PeterD

ST16 Represent.
Or indeed Labour

Did labour set the rules and laws? Don't use whataboutery to let these arseholes off. The most corrupt government in my lifetime is laughing at us and you post a right winger saying but look over here a man had a pint. We are getting a drip feed of those twats repeatedly breaking the laws and rules people were being fined over. Labour have enough to be criticised over but not this. This isn't their watch.
 
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Jonah

Spouting nonsense since the day I learned to talk
Did labour set the rules and laws? Don't use whataboutery to let these arseholes off. The most corrupt government in my lifetime is laughing at us and you post a right winger saying but look over here a man had a pint. We are getting a drip feed of those twats repeatedly breaking the laws and rules people were being fined over. Labour have enough to be criticised over but not this. This isn't their watch.
Nicely put.
 

Raven

Well-Known Forumite
Did labour set the rules and laws? Don't use whataboutery to let these arseholes off. The most corrupt government in my lifetime is laughing at us and you post a right winger saying but look over here a man had a pint. We are getting a drip feed of those twats repeatedly breaking the laws and rules people were being fined over. Labour have enough to be criticised over but not this. This isn't their watch.
My point is that Labour would be no different & as you know are just as corrupt given the chance (unless the rose tinted specs are on)
Plenty of left wing party’s in power around the EU and elsewhere who have much more draconian regs in place & have also been caught out breaking them, that you will not read in the MSM of course especially in that Guardian rag.
 
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