Halloween 2016

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Apple bobbing!

Whatever happened to that?

Nowadays you look around and see all of these children having fun carving pumpkins, dressing up, and fostering goodwill between their neighbours by calling on them for treats, and you think - "good god what a hateful thing this is".

Then you find yourself hankering back to simpler times - and you wonder why these fecking ingrates can't be happy fishing for an apple with their teeth in a tub full of cold water and spittle.

I mean, what's wrong with kids today?
 
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