If I ruled the world....😊

[Just little old me:)]

Thought I'd see if this will be popular? Basically it's for all the things you'd have as rules if you ruled the world?
If I ruled the world there would be no such phrase as 'too much cheese'

 

[PeterD]

If I ruled the world I would abolish the use of the word "little" and make people adopt the word "small". This is my only dip into madness and the family are used to me muttering under my breath small whenever they say little. I have no clue where this weirdness came from.

 

[Just little old me:)]

May I say as just 'small' old me that I feel your pain

 

[Glam]

If I ruled the world, big business wouldn't be allowed to make extortionate profits, I'd make them pass it down to those on the shop floor, the workers.
There would be a cure for every illness and disease.
And you could eat anything you liked, without putting weight on.

 

[Just little old me:)]

If I ruled the world, big business wouldn't be allowed to make extortionate profits, I'd make them pass it down to those on the shop floor, the workers.
There would be a cure for every illness and disease.
And you could eat anything you liked, without putting weight on.

I find I can eat what I want without putting weight on. As long as I don't put my weight on the scales

 

[Gramaisc]

If I ruled the world I would abolish the use of the word "little" and make people adopt the word "small". This is my only dip into madness and the family are used to me muttering under my breath small whenever they say little. I have no clue where this weirdness came from.

I think that's a little bit odd...

 

[PeterD]

I think that's a little bit odd...

I allow exceptions to established sayings. A little night music, etc.

 

[Trumpet]

Every day would be the first day of spriiiing

 

[tek-monkey]

If I ruled the world, big business wouldn't be allowed to make extortionate profits, I'd make them pass it down to those on the shop floor, the workers.
There would be a cure for every illness and disease.
And you could eat anything you liked, without putting weight on.

There are a few companies that link bosses salary to the lowest paid in the company, but I guess then shareholders cream the profits. I'd make it illegal to give any form of dividend to shareholders if the company is reporting a loss or required any help.

 

[Gadget]

I'd be here all day listing things but let's say, @BobClay and his wall would be busy

 

[BobClay]

If I ruled the world ... I'd have a much BIGGER wall ...

 

[kyoto49]

If I ruled the world anyone who failed to adhere to the correct lane discipline on the motorway would be nuked, literally, or fire bombed.

 

[Gramaisc]

If I ruled the world anyone who failed to adhere to the correct lane discipline on the motorway would be nuked, literally, or fire bombed.

On the Asda to Kwik-Fit section last night, I was cut up twice by a Tesla driver, then he did it to someone else - in the wrong lane three times in 200 yards is almost impressive.

He must have been low on battery, as he felt it necessary to not waste any on those funny flashing orange lights.

 

[proactive]

If I ruled the world anyone who failed to adhere to the correct lane discipline on the motorway would be nuked, literally, or fire bombed.

Absolutely.

 

[Trumpet]

And those that sit at the entry to a traffic island and wait until there is nothing within 250 metres of any of the other entry lanes before moving off.

 

[Just little old me:)]

If I ruled the world the sale of fireworks in shops would be banned. There are plenty of local events to attend without trying to blow your local neighborhood up.

 

[tek-monkey]

If I ruled the world the sale of fireworks in shops would be banned. There are plenty of local events to attend without trying to blow your local neighborhood up.

My dogs agree

 

[GNM67]

If I ruled the world the sale of fireworks in shops would be banned. There are plenty of local events to attend without trying to blow your local neighbourhood up.

After 35 years my local event has been cancelled due to the redevelopment of the site and no other suitable sites available.

 

[Just little old me:)]

After 35 years my local event has been cancelled due to the redevelopment of the site and no other suitable sites available.

There's always plenty of other events on though

 

[staffordjas]

If I ruled the world I'd make all the ticket barrier machines positioned 'reachable' , from the car window ,to short @rses like me. Not in the middle of wide concrete islands , so that no matter how close I get to the Kerb I still can't bloody reach!

Son , in hysterics at my attempts to reach, had to jump out and press for the ticket when we entered the airport carpark the other night. Coming back out on my own , couldn't reach on first attempt. Daren't get out to put ticket in the machine to raise the barriers, incase I couldn't jump back in quick enough and get through before they came back crashing down again locking me in.
2nd run up , tyres scraping the kerb this time , take my seatbelt off and hang half out of the window to just about reach. ( Rather scary with no-one else in sight at 1.45am . )

Got to grow longer arms for the pick up run later tonight.