Letters to the Editor.

[Withnail]

Letter writing?

Oh, hold on a mo.

Taxidermy?

 

[John Marwood]

Face sitting?

 

[basil]

I get the impression that these people just have too much time on their hands, very often their letters are pointless rambling drivel. Especially Messrs. Parker & Houlton, maybe they should look for a hobby of some sort.... Any ideas?

Errm, forum posting?.......

 

[Jay]

Errm, forum posting?.......

Hmm... they'd certainly give us all a run for our money!

 

[basil]

I must fess up, i've issued a fatwa upon Parker, Wilson and Houlton, so say your good-byes soon......

 

[Jay]

Cool Basil, let me know if you need this seconded, always keen to help a good cause!

 

[United57]

I have no idea who they are but count me in. Anything for a good Fatwa! Does it come with chips?

 

[Jay]

I'm hoping so, yes!

 

[basil]

I have no idea who they are but count me in. Anything for a good Fatwa! Does it come with chips?

No, but WSFF will be offered......

 

[Jay]

Basil, WSFF? Woburn Sands Folk Festival / Women's Sport and Fitness Foundation / World Simmental Fleckvieh Federation / Worldwide Short Film Festival........
This was the best google could do but I suspect it's none of the above!

 

[John Marwood]

Walkers Slimline French Fries?

 

[basil]

Basil, WSFF? Woburn Sands Folk Festival / Women's Sport and Fitness Foundation / World Simmental Fleckvieh Federation / Worldwide Short Film Festival........
This was the best google could do but I suspect it's none of the above!

Worcester Sauce French Fries, the forum's favourite pub snack........

 

[Jay]

Phew that's ok then - I can't stand Folk music and don't much like the sound of Woburn Sands at this time of year!

 

[basil]

Camber Sands is pretty good any time of year, depending on yer age........

 

[Withnail]

Our redundant Saint George

It was Saint George's day recently. I actually met him the other day in Victoria Park, Stafford. It’s true. He was very distraught and crying. “What’s up, Saint George?” I asked. “You look glum. Where’s your horse and sword?”
“I’ve had to give them up,” he replied. “They were an affront to health and safety, also politically incorrect. But I’m not too bothered about that, I’m redundant. That’s what really upset me.”
“What do you mean you’re redundant?”
“I don’t have a country any more that I’m patron saint of. England doesn’t exist.”

Don't be too glum George, there's always Bulgaria, Aragon, Catalonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, India, Iraq, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, Serbia and Russia, as well as the cities of Genoa, Amersfoort, Beirut, Fakiha, Bteghrine, Cáceres, Ferrara, Freiburg, Kumanovo, Ljubljana, Pomorie, Preston, Qormi, Rio de Janeiro, Lod, Barcelona, Moscow, Tamworth and the Maltese island of Gozo.

Chin up.

 

[basil]

Our redundant Saint George

It was Saint George's day recently. I actually met him the other day in Victoria Park, Stafford. It’s true. He was very distraught and crying. “What’s up, Saint George?” I asked. “You look glum. Where’s your horse and sword?”
“I’ve had to give them up,” he replied. “They were an affront to health and safety, also politically incorrect. But I’m not too bothered about that, I’m redundant. That’s what really upset me.”
“What do you mean you’re redundant?”
“I don’t have a country any more that I’m patron saint of. England doesn’t exist.”

Don't be too glum George, there's always Bulgaria, Aragon, Catalonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, India, Iraq, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, Serbia and Russia, as well as the cities of Genoa, Amersfoort, Beirut, Fakiha, Bteghrine, Cáceres, Ferrara, Freiburg, Kumanovo, Ljubljana, Pomorie, Preston, Qormi, Rio de Janeiro, Lod, Barcelona, Moscow, Tamworth and the Maltese island of Gozo.

Chin up.

Ha, i read that also it now seems sparky is attempting pathos and satire at the same time.....

 

[johnny come lately]

At least they put their names to the letters which is admirable. Have seen Mr Parker's letter in Ex and Star (free copy) on a couple of occasions. If he is so annoyed about political scene maybe he should stand for council. Money where mouth is and all that and iIf he was online I am sure he would be a major contributor to this, and probably very many, forums!

It it is the so many 'anonymous' letters that get to me. I appreciate there maybe good reasons on occasions but I once saw a copy of the Post and only one letter had a name and address! Either secretive politicians or would be politicians, or maybe journalists themselves writing them.

 

[vodelia]

LOL I always see their names after letters in the Snoozeletter and think ffs have they nothing better to do?? My vote is for DS Parker. He worries too much about pretty much everything.