Mundane facts about your day: Part Deux.

[Cue]

Get yourself a criminal record, worked for me

For his may be my second option, seeing as our rear neighbour has painted the fence (which is our fence) again… wouldn’t be so annoying if they hadn’t dripped a load of their murky brown fence paint through the holes and the gaps at the bottom so it’s all over the baseboards

He’s been told not to do this already… maybe I should replace them out of spite.

Would you like me to see if I could get you a bed for a few weeks?

Steady on, now