Mundane facts about your day: Part Deux.

BobClay

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Today I'm starting another 5 day ritual of committing Seppuku with self administered belly injections following up the Chemo-(F******)-Therapy. Having hardly slept a wink last night due to (F******) reams of steroid pills also built in I having to seriously think about which of the below I'm going to commit Seppuku with. :urgh:

(Pardon my French ... but I'm possessed with the MEDICATION DEATH GLARE !!! )

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Glam

Mad Cat Woman
Today I'm starting another 5 day ritual of committing Seppuku with self administered belly injections following up the Chemo-(F******)-Therapy. Having hardly slept a wink last night due to (F******) reams of steroid pills also built in I having to seriously think about which of the below I'm going to commit Seppuku with. :urgh:

(Pardon my French ... but I'm possessed with the MEDICATION DEATH GLARE !!! )

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:hug::hug::hug: From all of us @BobClay xx
 

Trumpet

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Ah bless, those lovable rogues, hounded and persecuted for simple misunderstandings, such as hare coursing, farm vehicle theft and poaching, rampant fly tipping, fuel theft, vandalism, slavery, animal theft, illegal possession of unregistered weapons, threatening behavior, intimidation, theft from business premises, use of fake currency.
They just need a hug and a cup of tea
It's part of their heritage, you have to respect their culture, apparently it's racist not to.
 

Thehooperman

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I'm half Scottish, does that mean I can get pissed in a dress and start fights? Well, legally this time.
Whilst talking to some of the Falkland (Fife) locals this week I somehow persauded them that I was their long lost English cousin on their father's side three times removed 😂

There were loads of relatives there because the family included seven sisters and they bought me loads of free drinks and we had a good laugh and a great time.

I think that was when one gave me directions to the giant waterfall that you could walk under and it was just past the tunnel.

I did see them last night and bought a few rounds to make up for the free drinks.
😂😂😂
 

littleme

250,000th poster!
Got a load to shift in Chadsmoor on Monday, if they've any wheels left on the caravans after a weekend In Chadsmoor.
Ours seem to have gone, no sign of them today apart from first thing in the morning, so I've had a (nearly) stress free evening shift at work, thank you!
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
Ours seem to have gone, no sign of them today apart from first thing in the morning, so I've had a (nearly) stress free evening shift at work, thank you!
There were a lot of dodgy looking people about today, I got followed by 2 men while in Wilkos. I had gone up the lighting aisle when I became aware of the pair of them. They seemed to be just loitering, picking stuff up, putting it back and not doing much at all. When I moved to another aisle, so did they. I soon finished my shopping and got out of there. Couldn't really accuse them of anything, because they'd done nowt, apart from making me so nervous.
The front of Sainsburys was swarming with similar looking individuals, a good jet wash wouldn't have hurt any of them.
Was nice to see you earlier (@littleme ) but those bloody customers just keep getting in the way!
 

BobClay

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Just had a phone call from a guy with a distinctive Asian accent who said: "Hello, my name's Eric and I represent your telephone blacking service."

I mean WTF .... Eric !!

I have some telephone blocking in place, which I wont go into, but none them can stop it all it seems to me, and I have had to take the block off 'Numbers Withheld' as the NHS consultants do use that. A few questions to 'Eric' about who exactly he represented caused him to hang up immediately.

F*** OFF Eric. 🤬
 

staffordjas

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Today I'm starting another 5 day ritual of committing Seppuku with self administered belly injections following up the Chemo-(F******)-Therapy. Having hardly slept a wink last night due to (F******) reams of steroid pills also built in I having to seriously think about which of the below I'm going to commit Seppuku with. :urgh:

(Pardon my French ... but I'm possessed with the MEDICATION DEATH GLARE !!! )

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:hug::hug:
 

staffordjas

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I have had to take the block off 'Numbers Withheld' as the NHS consultants do use that.

F*** OFF Eric. 🤬
After a load of nuisance calls during and after hubby was in ACU with his heart op ( Giving NHS our phone number seemed to spark the calls) I answered yet again to a person with a foreign accent asking to speak to hubby. Told him to F*** off and hung up. Then he rang back immediately and told me his name this time before anything else , so that I didn't hang up again ....had to apologise profusely to hubbys Korean heart specialist , who was ringing him about an urgent need to change his medication. :embarrass::embarrass::embarrass:
 

Theresa Green

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Just had a phone call from a guy with a distinctive Asian accent who said: "Hello, my name's Eric and I represent your telephone blacking service."

I mean WTF .... Eric !!

I have some telephone blocking in place, which I wont go into, but none them can stop it all it seems to me, and I have had to take the block off 'Numbers Withheld' as the NHS consultants do use that. A few questions to 'Eric' about who exactly he represented caused him to hang up immediately.

F*** OFF Eric. 🤬
I’m curious as to which of the 48 countries your distinct accented caller was from
 

BobClay

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The sub-continent would be my guess, but that covers a whole raft of possibilities, pretty much across Southern Asia. Besides which it could be in some alternative dimension with modern comms links. :P
 
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