theflamingred
Well-Known Forumite
Plea on behalf of my pooch.
"Dear Stafford Forum,
My owner lacks imagination and inbuilt mapshare technology. I have a choice of three routes for walkies - all of which are becoming a bit boring. I've sniffed the same lamp posts and widdled on all the junction boxes too many times.
I live in Cotonfields and am bored with Beaconside, Charnley Fields and Oxford Gardens. I'm also getting a bit bored with Isabel.
Please, where can I drag her next when she needs walkies?
Thank you,
Unfulfilled Pooch xxx"
"Dear Stafford Forum,
My owner lacks imagination and inbuilt mapshare technology. I have a choice of three routes for walkies - all of which are becoming a bit boring. I've sniffed the same lamp posts and widdled on all the junction boxes too many times.
I live in Cotonfields and am bored with Beaconside, Charnley Fields and Oxford Gardens. I'm also getting a bit bored with Isabel.
Please, where can I drag her next when she needs walkies?
Thank you,
Unfulfilled Pooch xxx"