Augustus Gloop
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Mate of mine does a bit of roadieing at the Academy when they are stuck for bodies. He got the call on Sunday night and was told was was gonna be doing Winehouse but when he turned up he found out he was working stage front for The Gossip. After giving me a lurid description of all the lezzers at the front threatening to do all kinds to Ditto and describing the the true horror of viewing her cellulite ridden thighs close up he told me what happened after she attempted to 'meet her public'.
She jumped down off the stage and after shaking a few hands got stuck trying to climb back up again. My mate and another unfortunate soul were then tasked with trying to shove her via her ample buttocks back onto the stage mid-song. He likened this task to 'putting your hand in a blamange'.
What a pro. I've been chuckling to myself about it all day...
She jumped down off the stage and after shaking a few hands got stuck trying to climb back up again. My mate and another unfortunate soul were then tasked with trying to shove her via her ample buttocks back onto the stage mid-song. He likened this task to 'putting your hand in a blamange'.
What a pro. I've been chuckling to myself about it all day...
my eyes!