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Discussion in 'Meeting people in Stafford' started by Jade-clothing, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. Hothouse Flower

    Hothouse Flower Well-Known Forumite

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    Gilbert, you do appear to have nice big eyes and a lovely set of teeth. You seem to be perhaps on the short side with no feet at all.

    But if you really want my advice ......on a first date at least you might want to lose the axe.
     
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  2. Jade-clothing

    Jade-clothing Well-Known Forumite

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    No - Michael Landes isn't my type at all - liking the stubble though, and the dark hair. I think Baldrick should change his pic to Hugh Jackman (or Huge Jackman as I prefer to think of him )
     
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  3. gilbert grape

    gilbert grape Well-Known Forumite

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    I'm not quite that short and my feet are big enough to stop me blowing over in the wind! As for the axe......oooohh shiny!
     
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  4. stoofer34

    stoofer34 Well-Known Forumite

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    I couldn't see you blowing over in the wind!

    S
     
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  5. gilbert grape

    gilbert grape Well-Known Forumite

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    Bad Stoofer! Cheeky Stoofer!
     
  6. Alan B'Stard

    Alan B'Stard Well-Known Forumite

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    This rough & ready?
     
  7. Hothouse Flower

    Hothouse Flower Well-Known Forumite

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    Look and listen my little honey bun.

    Take no notice of all the other babes on here.

    It was me, myself, and I that first pointed out to you as a favour to your good self, that perhaps your avatar was not promoting you to your advantage.

    It was me that suggested that you change your pic. So it is I and me and myself to whose tune you should dance.

    Ignore those who call themselves glam or jade for they be attaching themselves to a bandwagon. They know nothing.

    I am the mistress, so ditch the long haired shameless look.
     
  8. Alan B'Stard

    Alan B'Stard Well-Known Forumite

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    Yes Mistress.
     
  9. Jade-clothing

    Jade-clothing Well-Known Forumite

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    This is starting to get a bit Fifty shades of Grey now ;)
     
  10. Glam

    Glam Mad Cat Woman

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    You mean borin? Mr Baldrick is neither scruffy or long haired, not that the 2 go hand in hand.
    The bristles on my tooth brush are longer than Mr Baldricks hair. He's actually quite cute.
     
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    Jade-clothing Well-Known Forumite

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    haha yeah - god all that rampant sex did get a bit boring after the initial interest didn't it. Mr. Baldrick needs to grow his hair a bit Glam - don't you think - to add to the rough and ready aspect?
     
  12. Glam

    Glam Mad Cat Woman

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    I've never known such hype for a crock of shite as them books!
    Yea, quite like his photo at the mo, i'm all for a bit of Roger Daltrey in his heyday.
     
  13. Jade-clothing

    Jade-clothing Well-Known Forumite

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    He's changed it again! Never known anyone with so many multiple personalities. Roger doesn't do it for me though - hair longer than my own is a no no.
     
  14. Hothouse Flower

    Hothouse Flower Well-Known Forumite

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    Everyone is changing their avatar so quickly that I can't keep up.


    If I were single and available and had to pick a date from the above my choice would be .............................................
    .............................................drum roll.......
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    stoofer 34. ( post number 64)

    I really really like a man in a suit.
     
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  15. Glam

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    I dunno, I have seen Mr Gilbert Grape without the axe, (he wouldn't know who I was if I bashed into him in Sainsburys, i'm not a stalker tho). If Mr Baldrick were to change back to who he used be, and really looked like his avatar, i'd give him a go....
     
  16. gilbert grape

    gilbert grape Well-Known Forumite

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    The axe is always with me..........mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
     
  17. Glam

    Glam Mad Cat Woman

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    I wunna ask where you carry it then.
     
  18. stoofer34

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    "If I were single and available and had to pick a date from the above my choice would be .............................................
    .............................................drum roll.......
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    stoofer 34. ( post number 64)

    I really really like a man in a suit."


    LOL
    Married and past my best!!

    S
     
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  19. Glam

    Glam Mad Cat Woman

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    We know you are sweetie, but didn't that give you just the tiniest little glow that someone wants you?
     
  20. stoofer34

    stoofer34 Well-Known Forumite

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    All aglow!
     

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