Something you don't see everyday

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Augustus Gloop

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Two 'youngsters' having sex round the back of the old St Georges at lunchtime today. The lad was clearly the romantic sort - black shell suit attire, bottoms around his ankles. No doubt covering up his K Swiss.

Upon cloicking me he simply said "Alright mate!"

Failing to hold the laughter back I simply told the lad that it was gone 12, there'd be a fair bit of traffic coming past in a bit so he may want to hurry up.

I don't want to 'see' that again tbh. It put me right off my lunch.
 
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#chaplife
the funniest part is that you stopped to have a conversation with him, mid-coitus lol..
 
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MISS T

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Augustus Gloop said:
I simply told the lad that it was gone 12, there'd be a fair bit of traffic coming past in a bit so he may want to hurry up.
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:rofl: Did he 'hurry' up?
 
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Augustus Gloop

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It's hard to explain but I didn't. He'd merely propped his bird up against the wall heard me walking along the path from behind and turned round. As I went round the wall that's when he spoke, big shit eating grin on his face too.

The bit that still makes me chuckle is that the lad hadn't removed his baseball cap. Don't know why but I think that's what brought the tears on.
 
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#chaplife
what i want to know is, did he balance his mcdonald's value meal on her back as he was bashing away?
 
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Augustus Gloop

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MISS T said:
Augustus Gloop said:
I simply told the lad that it was gone 12, there'd be a fair bit of traffic coming past in a bit so he may want to hurry up.
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:rofl: Did he 'hurry' up?
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Well they weren't there when I made my way back to the office. Although that was about 20mins later.

I've just mentioned it to the others in the office and apparently it's quite commonplace. Now I've been here 5months and that's the first bout of public sex I've stumbled across. Hopefully the last too.

Mind you I'm moving to South Staffs PCT in a months time. Based in Rugeley and there's only one shop within walking distance. And that's a sex shop!
 
gon2seed

gon2seed

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While on nights at Burton Fire Station we had a couple getting jiggy, jiggy right under the dormitary window at about 2 am. They woke up one slumbering smoke eater (no easy task), who woke the rest of us, till the whole watch of ten became spectators! At this point said fella clocked us, but the lad carried on in his rear entry position, till the bitter end, no easy task with an audience one would think! The couple got a prolonged round of applause.

P.S. PCT eh! I worked for South Stoke PCG, prior to it becoming a PCT. Clinical Governance and Training officer, can't think why I wanted to become a fireman!:rolleyes:
 
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