Stafford Rangers football chants

[TENSHON]

now, i aint been to see the rangers for a while but got thinking about what chants can be heard on the terraces of marston road. i had a nose round tinterweb and all i could find was the following. surely will the poetic brilliance of the likes of sofa, mrseed and bumcheeks we can do better than this? hednesford town have plenty of derogitary remakes to make about us the young men...

We hate Hednesford Toooown
we hate Tamworth tooo
we hate Stoke City
but BORO we love u!

We love u stafford we do
we love u stafford we do
we love u stafford we do
ohhhh the stafford we love u!!

Oh Stafforshire
Is Wonderfull
Oh Staffordshire
Is Wonderfull
Oh Staffordshire is wonderfull, its
full of tits fanny and the Rangers, oh
staffordshire is wonderfull

and here's what the cnuts in hednesford have to say...

EIEIEIOOOHHH
The Stafford are shit you know,
Robbo is a wanker,
pricey was a twat,
You've won feck all,
Still won feck all,
What do you think of that!

Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a shit,
and we don't give a feck,
We're going home with the farkin' cup.

Hark now here the Hednesford sing
The Stafford ran away
And we will fight for ever more
to win a Derby game!

We're the town we're insane
We drink stella before a game
With a nic nac paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Why don�t Stafford feck of home

The famous Stafford Rangers went to Rome to see the pope
The famous Stafford Rangers went to Rome to see the pope
The famous Stafford Rangers went to Rome to see the pope
And this is what he said said said
Who the feck are Stafford Rangers?
Who the feck are Stafford Ranges?
Who the feck are Stafford Rangers?
When the Town go marching ON ON ON!

Staffords Robbo is illegitimate
He's not got a birth certificate
He's got aids and can't get rid of it
Dirty stafford bastard
BASTARD!!!

Ooohhh!
Your ugly and your mother
Dress's you funny funny
Funny ha ha ha funny
FUNNY
(when goalkeeper takes goal kick)

We are the pride of the Stafford
We bang on our drum
We hate the tamworth
The Stafford are scum
We are the Hednesford
And we are the best
Cuz we are the pitmen so feck all the rest

For ever and ever we'll follow a team
Be Hednesford town we are supreme
We'll neva be masterd
By them stafford bastards
We'll keep the town flag flyin high

Let's go farkin' mental
Let's go farkin' mental
La la la la la la la

Weee'll
Drink a drink a drink
For Brinna the king the king the king
He's the leader of our football team
He is the greatest
Non league footballer
The world has ever seem

Oh fluffy sheep
Oh fluffy sheep
Are wonderful
Are wonderful
Oh fluffy sheep
Are wunderful
Stick there back legs
In your wellies
Oh fluffy sheep are wonderful

Hednesford till I die
I'm Hednesford till I die
We're black we're white
Stafford are shite
I'm Hednesford till I die

Oh Lee Barrow is magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he came to Keys Park
He said I fancy that
He didn't sign for Tamworth
He left Stafford cuz they're shite
He signed for super Hednesford
Cuz we're farkin' dynamite!!

 

[gon2seed]

You have too much time on your hands Tenshon, but a 10 out of 10 for your diligent surfing! Unfortunately Marston Road is free from witty and/or erudite group chants. Of the feeble examples you have identified, the 'Staffordshire is Wonderful" is the most commonly sung.. I hate it with a passion.

Another wonderful ditty, which I have a sneaking admiration for is:

We are Black we are White, and the the Hednesford are shite,
Staffooooord Rangeeeeeeers.

But my approval is more likely to be because it is sung to the tune of Amore*, and I am a Dean Martin Fan!

(*When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
That's Amore.)

That is why I have championed Sofa's classic on the Boro' forum, in the hope that we will adopt some classier poetry for our historic visit to Oxford City's Kassam Stadium, midst the dreaming spires.

More Rangers related news to come soon, including a charity match that will include some interesting players, past and present

 

[TENSHON]

maybe the following will inspire a few forumites to put their lyrical wit to good use...

(to the tune of 'Cos I Got High' - Afroman)
He's Out the England squad and we know why
'Cos Rio got high
Rio got high
Rio got high
la-la-la la la-la
Rio Ferdinand gets the support of the nation!

We'll score again,
Don't know where don't know when,
But I know we'll score again some sunny day!
Carlisle United away to Darlington after they had scored one goal in 5 matches

(To of 'Hey Baby')
Heeeey scousers oh ah,
I wanna knoooooow were's my video...
and my stereo and my dvd...
Birmingham fans to Liverpool.

When WH fans were singing to Arsenal "10 Men, We`ve got only 10 men"
Arsenal fans responded with:
"10 points, you`ve got only 10 points!"

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bowyer,
Oooh! Ah!
We want to knooooooow, why your not in jail! .

Theres only one Carlton Palmer,
and he smokes marijuana,
he's 6ft tall, and his heads too small,
livin in a Palmer wonderland!
Stockport fans worshipping their boss.

a little bit of lehman in our lives
a little bit of ljungberg down the
sides
a little bit of rosicky what we need
a little bit of henry with his speed
a little bit of gallas in defense
a little bit of fabregas he's immense
a little bit of singing from the fans
a little bit of wenger he's our man

West Ham fans recently chanted this to the Brighton fans
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding hands

"You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy on giro day.
Your Mum's out stealing,
Your Dad's drug dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away."

In the land, where I was born,
Lives a man, with a monkey's heed,
And he went to Sunderland,
And his name, is Peter Reid.
[altogether now] Peter Reid's got a farkin'' monkey's heed,
A farkin'' monkey's heed,
A farkin'' monkey's heed,
Peter Reid's got a farkin'' monkey's heed,
A farkin'' monkey's heed,
A farkin'' monkey's heed.

We will, we'll Ree
Bok you
(Bok you)
Singin'
We will, we'll Ree
Bok you
(Bok you)
When I was a boy
Made a big noise shouting
For the lads
Burnden Park was like yesterday
Got us a new-space
And Jay Jay's pace
So sing your hearts out
All over the place
Singin'
We will, we'll Ree
Bok you...

To the tune of The Wild Side (Lou Reed)
Alan Shearer's playing here today
He's gonna score again, the Geordies say
He scores from here, and he scores from there
St James' Park is the place where -
They say "Hey Bobby! Take a walk on the Tyne-side!
They say, "Hey Bobby! Take a walk on the Tyne-side!
Chorus
And all the Geordies sing, Howay! Howay! Howay! - (howay, howay) -
Howay! Howay! Howay! - (howay, howay)

To Yankee Doodle...
Delia Smith's a brilliant cook
She feeds our whole team porridge
She makes a cracking steak au poivre
But that don't rhyme with Norwich!
Chorus:
We don't care and we're all right
You're a bunch of fairies
We're the Kings of Carrow Road
We are the Canaries!
Robbie Green's so brave and true
He's well known for his courage
Naturally there is just one
Club for him, and that's Norwich!
Darren Huckerby is great
He's always on the forage
He'd really like to score some goals
But that don't rhyme with Norwich!
The famous chant contest is here
We wish we'd been to college
We didn't, so we didn't learn
More words to rhyme with Norwich!

 

[Mrs M]

A very long time ago, when I was a young child going with my parents to Stafford Rangers Social club. (The old wooden hut on the actual sports ground, my dad was chairman). There was a competition to write a song about the boro'.

These are the words that I remember of the winning song.

2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate,

If they win or if they loose ra ra rally round the Rangers
They're the team that we all choose,
ra ra rally round the Rangers
We come along to Marston Road every Saturday
'Cos football of the very best is what we want to see,
So, as they score then do we
ra ra rally round the Rangers

2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate, RANGERS!

Dave Follows, famous Staffordian cartoonist and resident singer at the club used to sing this every Saturday night.

Yes, I know, go on say it, I'm a sad git.

 

[tekkers]

Take me home,
Take me home,
To the place,
I belong,
To marston road,
To see the rangers,
Take me home,
Marston Road

and

Theres only one phil robbo, one phil robbooo

- i felt i should add to the list