Targeted Advertising.

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I'm being offered the opportunity to learn to speak English - but the advert is in English, so, if I couldn't speak it, I might be unlikely to spot the chance....
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
The County Council have written to me, asking if I would like to be a foster parent.

I have a feeling that they don't really mean it...
 

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
bender-orphans.jpg
 

Floss

Well-Known Forumite
The County Council have written to me, asking if I would like to be a foster parent.

I have a feeling that they don't really mean it...


I recieved one of those letters yesterday I was wondering if it was person specific or just joe public advertising, I know people who do this and think they are amazing!
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I recieved one of those letters yesterday I was wondering if it was person specific or just joe public advertising, I know people who do this and think they are amazing!
Mine is addressed to "The Householder", even though they surely know who lives here.

If it's not just a shotgun advert, then I would be seriously questioning the algorithm that they're using, if it comes up with me.
 

That-Crazy-Rat-Lady

Well-Known Forumite
I've just been told I can know my future for only 0.29p a minute!

Bargain!

Although I suppose if you have more future it could add up quickly....
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I've just been offered a "basque faux leather black fetish lace up corset".

$_57.JPG

..it's not even got any pockets - what use is that sort of waistcoat?
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
I'll pass. Amount of material it'd take cover my bits n bobs and belly, it'll cost too much.
 

littleme

250,000th poster!
I've just been offered a "basque faux leather black fetish lace up corset".

$_57.JPG

..it's not even got any pockets - what use is that sort of waistcoat?
Jeeze! (I actually can't see what's 'fetish' about it?!) I only get adverts for folding tables & chairs!
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Not here but most other sites are offering me scarily cheap laser eye surgery, my eyes are one of the few things I'd rather pay full whack to protect!
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
I keep getting over 40s dating and Learn English for free. I could do with them lessons.
 

Noah

Well-Known Forumite
I've just been offered a "basque faux leather black fetish lace up corset". ..it's not even got any pockets - what use is that sort of waistcoat?

Amazing how much like a zip they've made the lace-up fastening
 
Top