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John Marwood

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
My Name is URL said:
I am indeed signed up to an extras agency, but yet to appear in anything, mainly due to having a day job. Almost all extra work is "last minute" so if you work a regular job then it'll be hard to manage getting extra work - even with the mega flexibility of booking holidays in my workplace.
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I have often asked for extras, but have yet to have a happy ending
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I'm being offered a Fern Cotton Bodice Jumpsuit - only £59.

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It seems a bit impractical at this time of the year.

I also suspect that it would present me with some social difficulties in a urinal situation.
 
darben

darben

Well-Known Forumite
Gramaisc said:
I'm being offered a Fern Cotton Bodice Jumpsuit - only £59.


It seems a bit impractical at this time of the year.

I also suspect that it would present me with some social difficulties in a urinal situation.
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You've put rather a lot a thought into whether or not you should make a purchase.
 
darben

darben

Well-Known Forumite
Gramaisc said:
Well, I don't want to make a snap decision and regret it later.
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If you really really want to buy it, I'm sure Magda could make some stylish adjustments at the front for you.

Outfits like this is one of the reasons why women go to the toilets in pairs, can't imagine a bloke asking a mate for a hand in the same situation.
 
Glam

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
I'm getting offered the chance to Meet Pretty Chinese Lady, and sumat about dropbpx for business?
I'll swop you Gramaisc, I'm sure you can get jumpsuits in fat cow size.
 
Withnail

Withnail

Well-Known Forumite
Gramaisc said:
I also suspect that it would present me with some social difficulties in a urinal situation.
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Couldn't you just roll it down from the top - gettin' yer tits out etc - to free the old chap?

I could give you a hand with it, if your heart is set on it...
 
tek-monkey

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Noticing a local business advertising above I can't help wondering how one would advertise 'pon this forum?
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
tek-monkey said:
Noticing a local business advertising above I can't help wondering how one would advertise 'pon this forum?
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Now and then the banner is replaced by a 'Your Advert Here - click for details' one.

..or just use the Contact Us at the bottom of the page to approach Admin, I imagine..
 
Admin

Admin

You there; behave!
Staff member
tek-monkey said:
Noticing a local business advertising above I can't help wondering how one would advertise 'pon this forum?
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As @Gramaisc says, there is usually a banner that alternates 50/50 with the Google one saying "If you want your ad here, click to contact us".

If anyone is interested in placing a banner or advertisement on Stafford Forum, please just contact us by clicking this link, or emailing me on admin@staffordforum.com. :)
 
Glam

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
Earlier this afternoon I was offered a date with a local transgender(?) Now, I have a choice of a security solution or a digital jukebox, for use in a local pub or club. Neither of which I ever frequent.
 
tek-monkey

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Perhaps if you'd gone on the date with the transgender one of these may be needed? Its like a whole new level of follow up advertising.
 
Glam

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
tek-monkey said:
Perhaps if you'd gone on the date with the transgender one of these may be needed? Its like a whole new level of follow up advertising.
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I do know a bloke that lives in Stafford who is a transvestite. There is no way on this god given earth I will ever go on a date with him.........
 
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