the funny/ shocking things kids do!

[Alee]

Share you stories !
I'll start !

last summer I took my son who was 4 at the time to the park . I was chatting to a friend when my leg suddenly felt really wet and warm . I turned round and my son was weeing up me .
So embarrassing !

today my son and my 2 year girl decided to unzip my 5 foot beanbag and play in the "snow" .

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

Don't have kids but I was a pretty horrible child - does that count?

When I was 9 I keyed my name into my mums car - on the passenger side door, my side - only reasonable...

I also 'helped' decorate by sanding down the fridge...

 

[Alee]

Lmfao !

 

[littleme]

Only last week my daughter decided to open the toilet door as I was sat on it in asda. Needless to say there was a que of people stood outside.

@That-Crazy-Rat-Lady my husband did something similar when he was little - scratched his name into the new slate hearth... then insisted it wasn't him!

 

[Jonah]

We were walking though Boots in the town centre and my son (then aged about 6-7) suddenly shouted "Charlie said 'farking hell' at school today". Cue lots of people turning round and staring.

Charlie was his friend, who was more adept at 'colourful' language than my son was.




Edit: looks like the actual swear word has been censored by the forum software but I imagine you will all know what it was.

 

[Em L]

We luckily have a good relationship with my partners ex, while we were taking his son Rufus back after a visit, they went off to play and my daughter Ruby wrote 'I love Ruby' in marker pen on her wall. THEN tried to blame Rufus for writing it. This failed however cause Rufus was only about 3 at the time and couldn't write yet. I was mortified but luckily she thought it was hilarious and it did eventually come off. Little sod..

 

[Jonah]

Another one from my son. Driving in the car and suddenly a voice from the back seat ask "What's a dildo?"...

I looked at my wife, she looked at me, then our son said "Dad, what is it?"

My reply... "Ask your mother"

 

[kyoto49]

Iremember my daughter getting this book from the library sale once, I didn't look closely at it, it was only 20p, but it was something about questions children ask, and age appropriate answers by Miriam Stoppard. Anyways, kept getting asked weird questions for the next few days, answered most as best as I could. Finally, over breakfast one day, dear daughter, aged about 8 says to me "Have you ever had an Orgasm?" Literally spat my tea out!! Needless to say book went in the next charity bag never to be seen or read by her again!!

 

[peggy]

Sat in a packed barber's in Holmcroft, my youngest then aged about 4 picked up the Sun newspaper and shouted in the loudest voice he could 'ha...look vagina....boobies!'

My youngest child aged about 5 walked into Tesco dressed as Darth Vader, with full mask, gloves and light saber, turned to the cashier and in his menacing voice growled 'give me your money'

My youngest child....oh, I think this thread will be dominated with that line..

 

[Alee]

When my brother and I were were kids we were sleeping over in someone elses house. my brother kept jumping out of bed to fart on me . Then he strained so hard he shat on The bedroom floor. We never slept there again for some reason

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

When my brother and I were were kids we were sleeping over in someone elses house. my brother kept jumping out of bed to fart on me . Then he strained so hard he shat on The bedroom floor. We never slept there again for some reason

Best. Post. Ever.

 

[Laurie61]

When my brother and I were were kids we were sleeping over in someone elses house. my brother kept jumping out of bed to fart on me . Then he strained so hard he shat on The bedroom floor. We never slept there again for some reason

Sounds like a narrow escape.