Today I Found...

[proactive]

Today I found that leaving the car window slightly down, inadvertently, whilst parked in the rain, leads to a wet posterior.

 

[littleme]

I've just found that Gooseberry bushes are blooming vicious, severely stabbed while trying to see how many Gooseberrys there are

 

[John Marwood]

The bloke in EE shop most unhelpful!!!!!!!

Told me to ring customer services as they can't deal with T-mobile customers from that shop......"this is an Orange shop"...and then turned and started talking to his mate who had just walked in. Funny, notice on old T-mobile shop window said all staff and business transferred to EE shop.(Used to have better service than that from the original T-mobile shop staff).

Some shops deserve closure

 

[Gramaisc]

I've just found that Gooseberry bushes are blooming vicious, severely stabbed while trying to see how many Gooseberrys there are

Beware! Other things can be found under gooseberry bushes...

 

[Perrier]

today I found...
...well actually SARH found 3 rubber balls and what seemed half a football pitch of grass blocking my roof guttering , they had to remove most of the guttering to fix it. they love me calling them out .

 

[John Marwood]

I noted Henry Boot wishes to extend his estate closer to the M6 ( Cresswell but now named Doxey )

 

[littleme]

today I found...
...well actually SARH found 3 rubber balls and what seemed half a football pitch of grass blocking my roof guttering , they had to remove most of the guttering to fix it. they love me calling them out .

There used to be a small tree growing out of it too till just before Christmas!

 

[littleme]

I found 4 tadpoles, 6 sticklebacks and a leech, and spied a man behaving very oddly on Doxy Marshes ...

 

[littleme]

Beware! Other things can be found under gooseberry bushes...

Not under mine! Those days are firmly over!

 

[Perrier]

There used to be a small tree growing out of it too till just before Christmas!

they should've left it there, it was more than likely to be better wood that's inside the house

 

[littleme]

A dirty 5p and a shiny 1p.

I also found that mentioning MP's names gets civil servants moving

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

In the stationary cupboard at work some mini post it notes, teeny tiny baby ones, so cute....
Impractical...
But cute

 

[tek-monkey]

I used to have some like that, they were for marking pages in books.

 

[Withnail]

... that cycling the Baswich to town cycle path at dusk without any eye protection is an incredibly perilous activity. A face mask of some sort would probably be a good idea too.

 

[littleme]

.....that my poor little car won't start after 3 weeks sitting on the drive

 

[John Marwood]

Try talking very very nicely to it... leave it a bit... then come back and try again

Technical stuff I admit but works for me

 

[age'd parent]

.....that my poor little car won't start after 3 weeks sitting on the drive

Take a branch from a nearby tree and thrash it!!

Or just take the battery out and charge it up.

 

[Trumpet]

You'd think it'd be well rested and raring to go after three weeks off.

 

[Perrier]

.....that my poor little car won't start after 3 weeks sitting on the drive

im not sure but I think my battery charger is in the cupboard. give me a shout if you think you may need to use it.

 

[littleme]

Well 5 hours charging didn't work, think I'll try the sapling next More charging tomorrow.