Gramaisc
Forum O. G.
... the following conversation in the pub.
Chap walks in and orders a drink.
"Who's that behind the bar?"
"That's Willie's daughter" (i.e., the landlord's niece)
"Oh, how old is she now?"
"Twenty."
"Oh, how many kids has he?"
"Two, a boy and a girl. They're twins"
"Oh, how old is the lad?"
He then spent fully twenty seconds wondering why none of us had answered him...
Chap walks in and orders a drink.
"Who's that behind the bar?"
"That's Willie's daughter" (i.e., the landlord's niece)
"Oh, how old is she now?"
"Twenty."
"Oh, how many kids has he?"
"Two, a boy and a girl. They're twins"
"Oh, how old is the lad?"
He then spent fully twenty seconds wondering why none of us had answered him...