two scrotes!

Edd209

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just to make everybody aware, last night a gentleman i work with was approached by two undesireables and asked for the time.
when he stopped he was told to hand over his bike at knife point, a scuffle ensued and he got away.
this happened around the back of jubilee court/salvation army footpath area in the late evening.
please be carefull, one was desribed as slim with geled spikey black hair and an upturned pointy type nose.
 

gdavies

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there is real down trodden people about, have they got nothing else to do in life but try there best to steal other people's property.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I do hope the cops have been alerted, there's a limited number of people that actually do this sort of thing.

A bicycle is a remarkable effective tool in this sort of situation if it ever comes to that - very difficult to cope with somebody running at you holding a bike in front of them..
 

Benny to the B

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Was one wearing a cap and were they both dressed in black by any chance? Skinny looking about 6ft and chavtastic?
 

monkey bidness

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MORE SCROTES...today's NEWSLETTER -.Caught on Film. Page 21.
£100 worth of paint and A Satellite Dish for gods sake! Wherever did fat boy hide it?
Here's an idea: When gormless incompetent lawbreakers like this pair are caught & sentenced they should have to leave court under a flashing, neon-lit arrow surmounted by the word LOSER! in 2 foot high letters. Should give their peers and the Newsletter good photo opportunities. Respect! Hah!
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
MORE SCROTES...today's NEWSLETTER -.Caught on Film. Page 21.
£100 worth of paint and A Satellite Dish for gods sake! Wherever did fat boy hide it?
Here's an idea: When gormless incompetent lawbreakers like this pair are caught & sentenced they should have to leave court under a flashing, neon-lit arrow surmounted by the word LOSER! in 2 foot high letters. Should give their peers and the Newsletter good photo opportunities. Respect! Hah!
But, be sure of your ground - best wait for the court to 'prove' it...

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You could end up giving them a few bob..
 

monkey bidness

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Point taken, but I did say 'sentenced'. Anyway the giveaway in yr pic is the necklace worn by the dude with the checkbook - not exactly court usher or polis regalia.
Cheers
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Point taken, but I did say 'sentenced'. Anyway the giveaway in yr pic is the necklace worn by the dude with the checkbook - not exactly court usher or polis regalia.
Cheers
Indeed. In fact, I also suspect that the whole thing there wasn't quite as black and white as it was portrayed..
 
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