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Voodoo Ray Lichfield - My Opinion
Presenting a bucket of warm soapy water, and a sponge to a hormonal teenager, in the middle of watching iCarly, and asking her to wash your Ford Mondeo, may produce some interesting emotional responses. It isn't my idea of fun, but if you have an overwhelming desire to have unfinished work, done by a petulant, over emotional, resentful child, you might find this satisfies this desire for you.
Now I'm not going to judge you. I respect people's sexual and lifestyle choices. To some this is the pinnacle of 'customer service' and I speculate they might come away from the experience with a warm glowing satisfaction. Now, if you want to pay for this type of humiliation I have heard that there are many professional people that would gladly offer this service to you with an understanding of what you would like to achieve.
Likewise if you enjoy talking to pleasant but forgetful, lethargic men you may choose to put this desire to charitable use by reading to the residents of a local nursing home. Or perhaps you have a relative like this, in which case spend more time with them.
Unsurprisingly I don't enjoy these things. I don't mind paying for a job when it gets done. I can handle a fourteen-year-old's tantrums, but would rather not part with cash to listen to them. You might say I was an ordinary guy with an ordinary sex life and an ordinary wish for decent services. If you are like me and enjoy things like getting a good job finished by helpful professional people, or just dislike teenage moodiness and lethargy you may like to avoid Voodoo Ray in Lichfield.
Presenting a bucket of warm soapy water, and a sponge to a hormonal teenager, in the middle of watching iCarly, and asking her to wash your Ford Mondeo, may produce some interesting emotional responses. It isn't my idea of fun, but if you have an overwhelming desire to have unfinished work, done by a petulant, over emotional, resentful child, you might find this satisfies this desire for you.
Now I'm not going to judge you. I respect people's sexual and lifestyle choices. To some this is the pinnacle of 'customer service' and I speculate they might come away from the experience with a warm glowing satisfaction. Now, if you want to pay for this type of humiliation I have heard that there are many professional people that would gladly offer this service to you with an understanding of what you would like to achieve.
Likewise if you enjoy talking to pleasant but forgetful, lethargic men you may choose to put this desire to charitable use by reading to the residents of a local nursing home. Or perhaps you have a relative like this, in which case spend more time with them.
Unsurprisingly I don't enjoy these things. I don't mind paying for a job when it gets done. I can handle a fourteen-year-old's tantrums, but would rather not part with cash to listen to them. You might say I was an ordinary guy with an ordinary sex life and an ordinary wish for decent services. If you are like me and enjoy things like getting a good job finished by helpful professional people, or just dislike teenage moodiness and lethargy you may like to avoid Voodoo Ray in Lichfield.
