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#chaplife
big up yo' school in here..
obviously, walton was the best, but if any of you reprobates had the misfortune of going elsewhere then we will at least patronise you by pretending to be interested to hear about it
i'm sure andreas can pimp walton high more verbosely than myself (despite him having possibly the worst memory of any living creature), but here are a few highlights of attending this glorious institution:
ice cream van - parked on-site during lunch, but was subsequently moved to outside the school gates.. this mother lover must have made a farking killing flogging crap sweets from the cash n carry for ~5000% cost.. seriously - those smiley faces for 10p?? he must have paid about a quid for a box of those things..
snack trolley - all the wonders of the world, presented in heavily sugared form.. split donuts, iced shortcake, flapjacks - the list was endless..
mr. r******s - even before my sisters' time, there were unsubstantiated rumours about his penchant for sheep.. this (obviously - duh!) also meant he like boys.. cue years and years of endless torment for the poor, spittle-lipped bummer.. imagine my glee when a girl i know, who both attended and subsequently worked at walton, told me about how he had been suspended pending investigation following alleged "inappropriate advances on a [male] pupil"
shit - my lunch is over so i'm going to have to cut this short i'll leave the rest of you to fill in the blanks!
obviously, walton was the best, but if any of you reprobates had the misfortune of going elsewhere then we will at least patronise you by pretending to be interested to hear about it
i'm sure andreas can pimp walton high more verbosely than myself (despite him having possibly the worst memory of any living creature), but here are a few highlights of attending this glorious institution:
ice cream van - parked on-site during lunch, but was subsequently moved to outside the school gates.. this mother lover must have made a farking killing flogging crap sweets from the cash n carry for ~5000% cost.. seriously - those smiley faces for 10p?? he must have paid about a quid for a box of those things..
snack trolley - all the wonders of the world, presented in heavily sugared form.. split donuts, iced shortcake, flapjacks - the list was endless..
mr. r******s - even before my sisters' time, there were unsubstantiated rumours about his penchant for sheep.. this (obviously - duh!) also meant he like boys.. cue years and years of endless torment for the poor, spittle-lipped bummer.. imagine my glee when a girl i know, who both attended and subsequently worked at walton, told me about how he had been suspended pending investigation following alleged "inappropriate advances on a [male] pupil"
shit - my lunch is over so i'm going to have to cut this short i'll leave the rest of you to fill in the blanks!