Whats going on in the field next to the castle?

basil

don't mention the blinds
Four years later and still no extended/revamped golf course, Now if I was fortunate enough to own such a desirable stretch Iwould be inclined to cash-in and sell the green acres to a currently unamed housing developer.........

errm ah ah ah errrrrrm

Just clearing my throat.

Please, no accolades.......
 

Withnail

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There remains a rather large unresolved issue - many tons of shit. Really, actual shit, and lots of it.

Current 'developers' of the s(h)ite have been ordered to remove it. They won't.

Will anyone else wish to take on the task?
 

Studio Tan

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Tilly

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Invisible and anonymous non journalistic non interviews presented as a neat package of arsewipe rhetoric bullshit that the Stafford sheep, yes the majority of the town as it happens, the Conservative Leave masses, will no doubt lap up and coo over until it suddenly dawns on them that their beautiful countryside has vanished and there's no way to get around town, unless of course you are Lordy Stafford who will be carried head height on a bed of fur lined rugby playing tongues .

#BentasaBentBunchofBastardscouldbe
#PartenersinCrimeSellyaLeaseholdGuvna?


Or progress as the weak prefer to call it


*yeh this was dictated to me by you know who
 

Withnail

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Invisible and anonymous non journalistic non interviews presented as a neat package of arsewipe rhetoric bullshit that the Stafford sheep, yes the majority of the town as it happens, the Conservative Leave masses, will no doubt lap up and coo over until it suddenly dawns on them that their beautiful countryside has vanished and there's no way to get around town, unless of course you are Lordy Stafford who will be carried head height on a bed of fur lined rugby playing tongues...
Dude, i'm pretty sure, and by 'pretty sure' i mean 'absolutely sure', it was a promo.

Chill, brother.

I think it's worth acknowledging how many applications to foul the environs have been denied on the back of this particular deflowering.

How soon is now?
 

Tilly

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Dude, i'm pretty sure, and by 'pretty sure' i mean 'absolutely sure', it was a promo.

Chill, brother.

I think it's worth acknowledging how many applications to foul the environs have been denied on the back of this particular deflowering.

How soon is now?


No lines to blur

She replaced her skin with fur
 

pop80_uk

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Still no golf course though, all those years after I first asked

The development of housing is not on the golf course site.

Currently development on the golf course consists of a HUGE mount of dirt, with a digger on top. Is this what modern golf courses look like?
 

Tilly

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Still no golf course though, all those years after I first asked

The development of housing is not on the golf course site.

Currently development on the golf course consists of a HUGE mount of dirt, with a digger on top. Is this what modern golf courses look like?


Definition of naive
 

Alee

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All I see all day is trucks queuing up to empty dirt into a pile. Why are they adding if they are supposed to be removing sh&t. Maybe they burying it
 

Tilly

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Still no golf course though, all those years after I first asked

The development of housing is not on the golf course site.

Currently development on the golf course consists of a HUGE mount of dirt, with a digger on top. Is this what modern golf courses look like?

The purpose

The purpose of the site is a dump

Dumping shit is a profitable business

Dumping shit is a more profitable business than a third rate golf course

Building a golf course is the cover for dumping shit

It's a common ( as muck ) event across the country

Building a golf course was never the intention

There is to be

No golf course

Just shit
 

markpa12003

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The land next door to the golf course is for the golf course extension.

The golf course owners were hoping to do the golf course on the cheap by charging people to dump spoil on the site, which in turn would then be landscaped to provide a golf course.

Unfortunately for the golf course owners work has largely ground to a halt because they are not getting enough spoil.
 
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