What's in Yours?

[gon2seed]

I turned mine upside down and banged it a bit, because it was looking pretty grotty from the outside. Out fell:-

bits of toast, chocolate, eyelashes, biscuit crumbs, finger nails, and plenty of other debris that was either too horrifying to look at, or unidentifiable, in short probably enough digestible matter to keep a colony of ants alive for years.

What was the mystery object that recieved my abuse? My keyboard! If I had a quid for everytime I had told the Seedlings that they mustn't eat over the computer, "drinks and computers don't mix", blah, blah, ...... (Fill in here a rant of approximately 5 mins).

How do keybords cantinue to work wen filed up with gunk? Sor y for typo's, in a rush ard to ty pe with sndwic h in one han d & tea in toher.

 

[tek-monkey]

It was proved to me after a party that beer and keyboards definately do not mix

 

[Jheych]

On carrying out the "tipping" exercise it was revealed that there was enough baccy to make at least half a dozen fags !.. so top idea Mr Seed !.However as we are both soon to be going through cold turkey and giving up the fun of this tobacco saving system might be short lived.

 

[dylanf]

I put my keyboard in the dishwasher to see what would happen.

It came out very clean, and after letting it dry out it still worked.

The only problems however was that all the letters had washed off.

 

[theflamingred]

You swine gon2seed. I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life because of you!

I turned it upside down, gave it a good shake and the space bar got jammed from a collation of variable crumbage. I have dislodged the offending articles now and the desks covered in a months worth escaped breakfast particles.

 

[theflamingred]

To anyone quick enough to have spotted the terrible typo in my previous post before the edit - I can assure you it was just a typo!

 

[Andreas Rex]

Keyboards 'dirtier than a toilet'

 

[Silverfish]

Get yourself a new Apple aluminium keyboard. They're really great, and easy to clean.