John Marwood
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The moon sighting committee has sat
Today is the first day of Shawwal
Enjoy the cakes
Today is the first day of Shawwal
Enjoy the cakes
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Did you manage grab Simon Le Bon for myself and @littleme to fight over?We've just driven back from the wedding in Warwickshire.
I'm very tired and slightly hungover.
I've now got to put on my gladrags and do it all over again for the village champagne and salmon lunch.
Marquee, food, booze, entertainment.
All I feel like doing is going back to bed.
It's a hard life sometimes.
Now please.Oh, you only mentioned Mr Le Bon, nothing was said about Mr Kemp. As he is now, or early Spandau days?????
Oh, you only mentioned Mr Le Bon, nothing was said about Mr Kemp. As he is now, or early Spandau days?????
Now please.
Im not sharing, i told you that you could have LeBonn. End of.Oh good god yesssssssssssss. He is fit as these days. For once in my life I will share, if you will agree?
Awkward............Im not sharing, i told you that you could have LeBonn. End of.
Dont tell me youve managed to swap Percy for Mr Kemp?Awkward............
My lips are sealedDont tell me youve managed to swap Percy for Mr Kemp?
Life's a bitch...We've just driven back from the wedding in Warwickshire.
I'm very tired and slightly hungover.
I've now got to put on my gladrags and do it all over again for the village champagne and salmon lunch.
Marquee, food, booze, entertainment.
All I feel like doing is going back to bed.
It's a hard life sometimes.
Its horrible - the carer says it smells like a 'bus load of biddys on their way to bingo
Forest Enterprise lumberjacks mostly wear it, I understand.Forgot to say that at the posh wedding at the weekend I was in a group of extremely elegant beautiful upmarket women and I don't quite know how but the subject of Avon Skin So Soft Dry Oil Body Spray came up in conversation with several of the group using it.
For the record none of these lovely creatures either resembled old biddys nor looked like they had entered a bingo hall in their life.
Apparently Avon sell 6 bottles per minute (every minute) and 41 million bottles sold since 1961.
Also an article in The Scotsman said that it's used by The Royal Marines, The SAS and The US army..... imagine how gutted they'd be to be compared to old biddies on their way to bingo.
So anyway.. I've decided that if you and the carer can't stand the smell then perhaps you both need your noses testing.... after all the millions of others that use it can't all be wrong can they?
And for the record, my husband thinks I smell divine and that's all that I care about.