That vegan thread.

Mikinton

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I reckon it has you down as being

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... only not as handsome.
 

1JKz

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Carnism explained;




124,000 farmed animals are slaughtered globally every...

a) day
b) hour
c) minute

...start the clock!
 

Withnail

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When was the last time you saw a 'head' of broccoli being cut?

Is it never?

Is it because it is being hidden from you?

Is it because the truth of calabrese production is so horrendous that you need to be sheltered from it?

No.

Could i potentially make some sort of sinister insinuation about the harvesting of broccoli because you've absolutely no immediate experience of how its done?

Yes.

You've never actually been present when a crop has been harvested, have you? Who knows what they're up to?
 

1JKz

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When was the last time you saw a 'head' of broccoli being cut?

Is it never?

Is it because it is being hidden from you?

Is it because the truth of calabrese production is so horrendous that you need to be sheltered from it?

No.

Could i potentially make some sort of sinister insinuation about the harvesting of broccoli because you've absolutely no immediate experience of how its done?

Yes.

You've never actually been present when a crop has been harvested, have you? Who knows what they're up to?
Who are the questions aimed at?

If i were to answer the questions; i've seen many a head cut from a broccoli, it's a great sight, i've watched it steamed and many times i've seen them boiled.
I'm in the process of growing my own, so i can let you know how it goes if you like?
 

Entropy

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What if the sound caused by the broccoli being cut is actually a cry for help? Screaming out in pain as the cold steel slices through its head...... it's emotional well being being destroyed in the process...
 
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1JKz

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What if the sound caused by the broccoli being cut is actually a cry for help? Screaming out in pain as the cold steel sl;ices through its head...... it's emotional well being being destroyed in the process...
Not possible.
Not on Planet Earth anyways, maybe in Entropy land.


...eyes down for a full house...
 

Entropy

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Blessed are the Broccoli.....and all vegetables that are to be sacrificed..

Entropy land sounds like fun.....A gradual decline into disorder.....All are welcome :)
 

Tilly

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Met a vegan today



Two ferrets in a bag

She could crack walnuts with her arse

Brazilian

Nuts

Isn't it
 
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