Given the balls-up Theresa May's team made of the 2017 General Election, any decent Labour leader would have already have been in power.
This is half true - May made a fundamental error in '17, or rather many fundamental errors, but most of them predicated on the same one that BoZo has made in this one.
Old men and boys - Market Garden - pew-pew-pew - d'ya wanna see my Spitfire?
Never underestimate your opponent - no plan survives first contact with the enemy.
May was made to think that she was a shoe-in, which made her think that she could shoe-horn all sorts of unpalatable, but arguably necessary, policies into a manifesto that could thus be retro-fitted. It didn't work.
BoZo was made to think he is a shoe-in, but this time because he didn't actually have to promise any policies at all, just to be his lovable self - comparable to Churchill he is presumed to be some sort of oratorial Collosus - all he had to do was turn up.
It's not working, because BoZo is actually a f**kin' liability who is almost incapable of speech in any sort of normally accepted standard of the term.
You didn't hear it here first, you heard it every time he opened his mouth over the last ten years but for some unknown reason preferred the BBC's version of what happened in front of your very ears than that that appeared before your own.
But we are where we are...
If anybody is still floating in the Stafford constituency, please be aware that it is very unlikely that, Nationally, there will be a Labour Majority; it is still more than possible that there will be a Conservative Majority.
What we need is neither, what we need is Minority Government - vote Labour in Stafford tomorrow to make it more likely.
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