Aaaaammmmmmmm.... I am telling of you! (and other playgroun sayings)

[MISS T]

Also we used to say 'you talking to me or chewing a brick' when someone was mouthing off at you. No idea what that is supposed to mean but it sounded cool as fook at the time. There used to be a witty retort as well but memory fails me at present.

The comeback you're probably thinking of is 'chewing a brick, it's more educational'. or something like that.

 

[TENSHON]

The king of the put-down, i give you...


The best of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy farking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the feck off of my obstacle. Get the feck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the feck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy farking godmother said it. Out-farking-standing. I will PT you all until you farking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' shit Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would feck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-farking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-feck you!

Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely feck you up.

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your excuse?
Private Cowboy: Sir, excuse for what, sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'm asking the farking questions here private. Do you understand?
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while?
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir.

what i love best about sergeant hartman is the bloke who played him was a real sergeant and ad-libbed his lines.
he should do management training courses or somethin'.

 

[Denno]

he was in the wood on xmas eve.. had a right old chinwag.. same old denno (not a bad thing, y'unnnerstand).. i told him about this place but he hasn't registered yet.. he's probably too busy saving the world from world war III by challenging a super computer to a game of noughts and croses..

I've finally registered! Sorry it took so long, great work on setting up the forum.

unfortunately, denno (yes, that one!) was always dogtanian!

Was I? I really can't remember that, although to be fair I struggle to remember what happened last week.

 

[BBC]

CLass. Although i gotta say i didn't use any of them in the playground!

 

[BBC]

Easy now Denno! Welcome to the forum. Been some time since i last saw you.

 

[cookie_monster]

on a different note, did everyone put the their hands up at school to get the teachers attention and say 'mum' instead of 'miss'. then have everyone in class laugh.

This just made me blush a bit!

im now blushing a lot! 1st year juniors, mrs blandford became, mum and linda (my childminder) all in one sentence. ive never lived it down.

"all join on to play, off ground tig!"

you oakridgers must have copied leasowes.

unfortunately, denno (yes, that one!) was always dogtanian!

Was I? I really can't remember that, although to be fair I struggle to remember what happened last week.

fraid so. and helen wilson was dead jealous coz she was queen anne. i cant remember who the other 'muskerhounds' were. but i remember there was a lot of sitting on the step outside holding hands!

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[Denno]

Easy now Denno! Welcome to the forum. Been some time since i last saw you.

It has indeed been a long time (if you are who I think you are), I keep meaning to come and see the band but you never seem to play weekend dates (it's tricky for me to get down to London on a week night).

 

[gon2seed]

Thanks Tenshon I was having a nice morning then you go and post that!

It always reminds me of my 18 weeks basic training for the fire Service. OK it was nothing like as abusive, but I did stand out a bit. 37 years old, a former manager in the NHS, with a career in care-work and the voluntary services sector aswell, I think one or two of the instructors decided I was "the kind of guy that would feck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

Sub Officer ? was to be my Nemesis, He was vertically challenged, cerebrally challenged, and completely unable to utter any form of sentence, where virtually every word was not prefixed and para-phrased by an expletive. My first meeting with Sub Officer ? was him growling at me, "Evans, your the same facking age as me, I facking predict your gonna farking struggle on this facking course". And do you know what ... He was facking right!

 

[Denno]

fraid so. and helen wilson was dead jealous coz she was queen anne. i cant remember who the other 'muskerhounds' were. but i remember there was a lot of sitting on the step outside holding hands!

I have a vague memory of someone exclaiming that they "had a stiffy" during a similar game, I'll not mention his name on here though

 

[BBC]

Easy now Denno! Welcome to the forum. Been some time since i last saw you.

It has indeed been a long time (if you are who I think you are), I keep meaning to come and see the band but you never seem to play weekend dates (it's tricky for me to get down to London on a week night).

Don't worry about it Denno. I'll let you know next time the band has a weekend date in London! We have changed our sound a bit recently and are now playing a kind of grindcore metal sound.

 

[cookie_monster]

fraid so. and helen wilson was dead jealous coz she was queen anne. i cant remember who the other 'muskerhounds' were. but i remember there was a lot of sitting on the step outside holding hands!

I have a vague memory of someone exclaiming that they "had a stiffy" during a similar game, I'll not mention his name on here though

waaaahhh! skill point awarded for genius gossipworthy rememberances...pending a pm telling me who it was

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[db]

i remember there was a lot of sitting on the step outside holding hands!

you schlag lol..

 

[db]

Easy now Denno! Welcome to the forum. Been some time since i last saw you.

It has indeed been a long time (if you are who I think you are)

it's not who you think it is, so you've probably just confused the hell out of him lol.. you're confusing him with Rob S, who only joined recently and doesn't seem to post much!

I have a vague memory of someone exclaiming that they "had a stiffy" during a similar game

lololol

 

[Denno]

it's not who you think it is, so you've probably just confused the hell out of him lol.. you're confusing him with Rob S, who only joined recently and doesn't seem to post much!

Well, that is confusing. Who are you BBC? Gimme some kind of cryptic clue...

 

[cookie_monster]

Well, that is confusing. Who are you BBC? Gimme some kind of cryptic clue...

i know who bbc is.

ill tell you and give you your skill point if you tell me who you were referring to in the other post


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[Denno]

ill tell you and give you your skill point if you tell me who you were referring to in the other post

I would be when I try to send you a PM it says that your "inbox is full"...

 

[cookie_monster]

I would be when I try to send you a PM it says that your "inbox is full"...

d'oh!

have purged!


x

 

[cookie_monster]

I have a vague memory of someone exclaiming that they "had a stiffy" during a similar game, I'll not mention his name on here though

skill point duly awarded for the hilarity of the answer.

nope, ill never be able to look him in the eye again!


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[TENSHON]

why is everyone giving out so many skill points all of a sudden? it's january, everyone is supposed to be miserable and skint, and dishing out cuffy points.
there's too much love on this forum ain't there?

 

[cookie_monster]

there's too much love on this forum ain't there?

misery guts.

enjoy your cuffiness.

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