Agent provocateur

[basil]

it seems that lucy is not only busy on the golf course, in her perhaps limited spare time she carries out the onerous duty of Non-Foods Manager at Tesco Extra. i know this as i glimpsed her photo adjacent to the customer services desk earlier today.

 

[Gramaisc]

Can you be fully confident that this is the same Lucy? Would this be sufficiently robust evidence to withtand the rigours of a court-room examination?

 

[basil]

1 it's her name 2 what's she been charged with?

 

[Gramaisc]

Misrepresentation, possibly? I do suspect that on one or more occasions she may have managed a food item.

 

[basil]

'surely this is uncorroborated hearsay your honour!'

 

[Gramaisc]

Seems beyond reasonable doubt to me - send her down! Where's my black cap gone?

 

[basil]

an open and shut case or my name's not Rudy Baylor.......?......oh!

 

[Gramaisc]

You're on thin ice here, by the looks of it.

You may need to refresh it - it goes a bit funny if you try to go up and down the page.

 

[basil]

er er i meant John Grisham my name's not John Grisham!......?.......oh feck!....

 

[db]

what the holy hell are you on about?? lol

 

[Lucy]

Hmm, given I work in Financial Services, at least 17 miles away from the Tesco Extra store, then I have a doopleganger. Do you know me if you know what I look like Basil?!

 

[db]

Do you know me if you know what I look like Basil?!

yeah, this is what confused me.. it's generally easy to tell who knows who on this forum, and i didn't peg you as being in cahoots with basil/gramaisc/et al.. the original post seems to suggest he saw a random photo of someone called lucy, and assumed it was you? lol..

FYI, if you see a photo of someone called bobby, it probably won't be me..

 

[Gramaisc]

Hmm, given I work in Financial Services, at least 17 miles away from the Tesco Extra store, then I have a doopleganger. Do you know me if you know what I look like Basil?!

You've had your chance. We may consider an appeal in the light of this new evidence - but probably not.

'I Work in Financial Services' - that's quite a dangerous claim these days - it could result in an increased sentence should it go to appeal.

 

[Gramaisc]

FYI, if you see a photo of someone called bobby, it probably won't be me..

No kidding, this is what came up first on a 'bobby' image search. How lucky is that?

 

[Lucy]

Hmm, given I work in Financial Services, at least 17 miles away from the Tesco Extra store, then I have a doopleganger. Do you know me if you know what I look like Basil?!

You've had your chance. We may consider an appeal in the light of this new evidence - but probably not.

'I Work in Financial Services' - that's quite a dangerous claim these days - it could result in an increased sentence should it go to appeal.

Damn, I don't actually do the selling though...

 

[Gramaisc]

Save that for the mitigation speech - that's my advice.

 

[Lucy]

Maybe I'll just leave now...

 

[ODB_69]

I dont get why Basil thought it was this Lucy

am I missing something?

 

[Gramaisc]

Maybe I'll just leave now...

Good idea, there. I'm sure you'll be able to find another job soon enough. Nice to see someone trying to turn their life around. Heartening!

 

[Lucy]

I dont get why Basil thought it was this Lucy

am I missing something?

I haev a feeling I'm the next wind up job...