antiques master

John Marwood

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Apparently this series in being watched by three people

Me and a gay couple from Bedford

New series guarenteed!
 

flossietoo

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You, a gay couple from Bedford, my husband and me. My husband tries to outdo the competitors while I devise a fantasy wardrobe for Sandy. I can't help feeling that it's the jackets which are making her legs look so short. The trousers sticking squarely out of the bottom (the jacket's bottom, not hers) might just be knee-to-ankle. But then, I am very shallow.
 

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
flossietoo said:
You, a gay couple from Bedford, my husband and me. My husband tries to outdo the competitors while I devise a fantasy wardrobe for Sandy. I can't help feeling that it's the jackets which are making her legs look so short. The trousers sticking squarely out of the bottom (the jacket's bottom, not hers) might just be knee-to-ankle. But then, I am very shallow.
I no longer feel alone
 

Gramaisc

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flossietoo said:
Skill point for reminder of Julian and "My friend Sandy"!
Arts & Crafts Antiques said:
My name is David Bona and I am a Specialist Dealer in Arts & Crafts Style Furniture and trade under the name of 'Art & Crafts Antiques'. I am based in Cheshire.

Please see me at any of the regular Antiques Fairs I attend in Yorkshire and Staffordshire, full details of which are shown on my web site : artsandcraftsantiques.com
Fancy trolling up for a vada? He might have a tall-boy.
 

flossietoo

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Gramaisc said:
flossietoo said:
Skill point for reminder of Julian and "My friend Sandy"!
Arts & Crafts Antiques said:
My name is David Bona and I am a Specialist Dealer in Arts & Crafts Style Furniture and trade under the name of 'Art & Crafts Antiques'. I am based in Cheshire.

Please see me at any of the regular Antiques Fairs I attend in Yorkshire and Staffordshire, full details of which are shown on my web site : artsandcraftsantiques.com
Fancy trolling up for a vada? He might have a tall-boy.
Ooooh, you've got all the Polari, aint you?
 

Kingy

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The final needs to have contestants successfully transport a Ming dynasty vase across a Krypton Factor style assault course.
 
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