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Drove past it today at 1:10 and again at 1:50, to and from Tescos. There were no customers to be seen on both occasions (or staff to be fair).
There's only 1 or 2......................................https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-the-butter-knife-cafe-and-desserts-stafford/reviews
Have a game of "Guess the fake review"....
What are the odds on this closing in the not too distant future, and reopening as sumat else before the schools annual 6 week break?Well I have actually tried the place on just-eat, last time I'll be doing that now though!
Mcdonalds probably better quality and more value for money anyway!!
I think you'll find shiting as in this food is a pile of shite only has one t.
I was going to go out of my way to see if the cafe had improved since the change but following the welcoming exchanges on here I shan't be darkening your doorstep.
"Hi, can I have a glass of Coke, please?"
"We have Pepsi...is that OK?"
"Yep, whatever"
OR....
"Hi, can I have a bacon sarnie, please?"
"We have bacon...you know, that thing that every carnivore loves, and apparently is the main thing that turns veggies/vegans back to the dark side. We've got that meat crack, but it's made from the most tasteless, dry meat you can imagine!"
TURKEY
BACON
Yep totally agree. Take a leaf out of Chris Lewis' book
I can't see his book on amazon. I tried searching under "How to get five and a half quid for a pint"
No joy unfortunately.
Now don’t get nasty, I was having a relaxing morning reading all your witty banter - you well know our beer starts from £3.10 a pint, - plus our new loyalty app gives you the equivalent of 3% back when you collect the points, so I suppose you could say that it’s starts from roughly £3.00 a pint or if you use the welcoming £5.00 voucher, then we’re paying you £2.00 to drink at The Swan. Alternatively you can choose the more expensive stuff, but that’s the whole point of having lots of choice.I can't see his book on amazon. I tried searching under "How to get five and a half quid for a pint"
No joy unfortunately.
Feel the burn feed the goat lol
Can I have a translation?
Now don’t get nasty, I was having a relaxing morning reading all your witty banter - you well know our beer starts from £3.10 a pint, - plus our new loyalty app gives you the equivalent of 3% back when you collect the points, so I suppose you could say that it’s starts from roughly £3.00 a pint or if you use the welcoming £5.00 voucher, then we’re paying you £2.00 to drink at The Swan. Alternatively you can choose the more expensive stuff, but that’s the whole point of having lots of choice.
Anyway the book your looking for is the humble pie book of customer service, have a nice day and remember we’re all about supporting new business in Stafford