Cat names..help required..

[rich upsetter]

sadam.

 

[MISS T]

sadam.

What about the other one?

 

[Andreas Rex]

maybe...m-d and m-a?

I don't know what this means, so i'll probably discount it!

 

[BBC]

How about Stella and Artois?

 

[rich upsetter]

do they look anyhing like this?
http://www.messybeast.com/freak-face.htm

 

[db]

Noir, Cookie, MISS T, Delilah, Anders Panders. . . .All wonderful names I think you'll agree.

Yeah i'd considered that, but dismissed it. Would be a bit weird..

why? are you put off by the prospect of waking up with cookie on your face, or miss t nuzzling your balls?

salt and pepper?

wait, didn't you have..? oh, wait -

I was waiting for you to say that...

right lol.. you tight bastard bbc lol..

what about skunk and rocky?

skunk can be the one that smells most and rocky the hardest one.

lol quality.. how about molly and charlie?

 

[RJS]

maybe...m-d and m-a?

These letters were used in the exact same formation to spell the team name of my old footy team.

MDMA Athletic!

It was a team name that survived for 3 years, dipping in and out of the Staffordshire Newsletter whenever we were on top form. Only last week it was changed to Castletown FC because of my move to the local area and the fact that I found it ever increasingly difficult to make a reasonable excuse to my Mum as to why it was called this.

Ermm... "Its the first letter from Mat's name and the first letter from Dom's name, were excuses which use to spill out from my mouth. It was when she realised that no one called Mat or Dom played for me and the team comprised of 6-7 players and not 4 that I knew a name change was on the cards.

 

[Andreas Rex]

Noir, Cookie, MISS T, Delilah, Anders Panders. . . .All wonderful names I think you'll agree.

Yeah i'd considered that, but dismissed it. Would be a bit weird..

why? are you put off by the prospect of waking up with cookie on your face, or miss t nuzzling your balls?

Too right....they both scare me sh1tless!

salt and pepper?

wait, didn't you have..? oh, wait -

I was waiting for you to say that...

right lol.. you tight bastard bbc lol..

No i didn't!! Calling my cats the wrong things was a source of much amusement for the teenage BBC..

what about skunk and rocky?

skunk can be the one that smells most and rocky the hardest one.

lol quality.. how about molly and charlie?

I know where you're going with this, but my neighbour already has a dog called Molly..i might end up with the wrong animal flying through the cat flap!

 

[jimbob23]

Cat 1 and Cat 2.

Functional.

 

[cookie_monster]

Yeah i'd considered that, but dismissed it. Would be a bit weird..

why? are you put off by the prospect of waking up with cookie on your face, or miss t nuzzling your balls?

Too right....they both scare me sh1tless!

im not that scary really rex my dearest!

and im sure miss t isnt either.

x

 

[Andreas Rex]

Cat 1 and Cat 2.

Functional.

They are already their 'working titles' if you will. I'm a lazy son of a gun, so they may well get lumbered with them..

 

[MISS T]

So what are the cats new names?

 

[Andreas Rex]

So what are the cats new names?

Well they're currently called 0 and -1, on account of the fact that i have decided to wait til the end of the month before i get em, as was my original plan. I'm off to the smoke at the end of the month for a 2 day exhibition (joy of joys..), so it's a bit unfair to take them on and expect my lodger to deal with it. Only a couple of weeks more though!

 

[Andreas Rex]

One of the cats looks like she has a 'tache, so she's called Kitler and the other's Pussolini. Many thanks to Monquey and others for their drunken inspiration.

 

[rich upsetter]

Kitler and the other's Pussolini..

Brilliant.

 

[Mudgie]

A feral cat where I first worked was known as Cooking Fat !