Children say the funniest things, tell us your kiddie quotes.

[age'd parent]

A long time ago, but we still laugh at it, I kissed my 2 year old daughter goodnight, and she complained daddy you crippled me, it took quite a few seconds of worry, till I realized I need a shave.


edit spelling, why do I never see them till I've posted?

 

[Gramaisc]

She was three years old last time.

 

[John Marwood]

" Can you say.... 'whale' , 'oil', 'beef', 'hooked' ...without sounding Irish?"

 

[shoes]

Upon being asked how he enjoyed his first day at school aged just 4 and 2 months my son replied.
"It was very undignified." I know the feeling son....

Thomas and friends has expanded his vocabulary to breaking point he's the only 5 year old I know who uses avalanche, buffers, caboose, and coupling rods in general conversation...

As well as opening up a broken battery powered thomas model train and identifying a loose connection, stating it was the issue and qualifying it with "the circuit is broken".

 

[age'd parent]

She was three years old last time.

bugger, the memory's really on the slide now, I'll go and gibber in the corner for a while.

 

[djstaffs]

My daughter made me laugh with this today, (she is 3).

We were going to go to a christening and like all 3year olds her favourite questioion is 'WHY!' Today it was 'Why is lucy getting Christened?'
Trying to be a good parent i tried to answer her question in a way she may understand so i replied"Because her mummy and daddy want God and Jesus to look after her." Feeling satified i thought that was that but she came back with....

Are her mummy and daddy going out for the night then?

 

[shoes]

My daughter made me laugh with this today, (she is 3).

We were going to go to a christening and like all 3year olds her favourite questioion is 'WHY!' Today it was 'Why is lucy getting Christened?'
Trying to be a good parent i tried to answer her question in a way she may understand so i replied"Because her mummy and daddy want God and Jesus to look after her." Feeling satified i thought that was that but she came back with....

Are her mummy and daddy going out for the night then?

Kids eh?

 

[djstaffs]

My daughter made me laugh with this today, (she is 3).

We were going to go to a christening and like all 3year olds her favourite questioion is 'WHY!' Today it was 'Why is lucy getting Christened?'
Trying to be a good parent i tried to answer her question in a way she may understand so i replied"Because her mummy and daddy want God and Jesus to look after her." Feeling satified i thought that was that but she came back with....

Are her mummy and daddy going out for the night then?

Kids eh?

yep, cute as can be. But wouldnt that be great eh...cant get better babysitters than God and Jesus lol

 

[tek-monkey]

Sure I'd mentioned it, but can't see it here so I'll repeat myself. My GFs daughter (3 at the time) recently asked me what I want to be when I grow up. Couldn't quite grasp that its all downhill for me now

 

[shoes]

Sure I'd mentioned it, but can't see it here so I'll repeat myself. My GFs daughter (3 at the time) recently asked me what I want to be when I grow up. Couldn't quite grasp that its all downhill for me now

Frankly a schoolboy error there... Tek will never grow up!

 

[djstaffs]

Frankly a schoolboy error there... Tek will never grow up!

Thats something i aspire too myself

 

[tek-monkey]

I will, honest! Buying a house and evryfink!

 

[djstaffs]

I will, honest! Buying a house and evryfink!

Thats the good thing about being older, your able to get your own place and then fill it with big persons toys, but you still dont have to grow up. :

 

[age'd parent]

from my great age I can confirm we never grow up, even when the women try to change us, just the toys get more expensive.

 

[Gramaisc]

I do remember a lad on Tiswas asking David Attenborough :-

"Is it really true that the dinosaurs had all died millions of years before the first people existed?"

"Oh! Yes indeed, Sonny. That is absolutely true", said the Great Man.

"Well, how do we know what they were called then?"

Stunned silence for some seconds, until the Great Man had to virtually admit that we had just made the names up....