Toble
Well-Known Forumite
Sorry about the forthcoming rant, but it is the time of year when the part-timers come out.
Aren't they a pain in the arse? They don't know how to order a round properly, not break the furniture, and not how to spread a mixture of vomitus and red wine over about 3/4 of a minibus.
Some bellend on friday night ordered 50 shots (which tied the bar staff up for a while) while wearing a jumper with a iPhone pouch in the front which was displaying a firside theme (this is in itself a Capital Crime). 20 minutes later his missus was hurling her guts up.
I hate christmas because of the wankpots that suddenlt appear all over the town. See also: St. Patrick's day.
Aren't they a pain in the arse? They don't know how to order a round properly, not break the furniture, and not how to spread a mixture of vomitus and red wine over about 3/4 of a minibus.
Some bellend on friday night ordered 50 shots (which tied the bar staff up for a while) while wearing a jumper with a iPhone pouch in the front which was displaying a firside theme (this is in itself a Capital Crime). 20 minutes later his missus was hurling her guts up.
I hate christmas because of the wankpots that suddenlt appear all over the town. See also: St. Patrick's day.