No use to you at all matey, had me vas tied and quaterised (I can still smell the singeing flesh). As Del Boy would say ... I'm a Jaffa ..
Though that doesn't really make sense because Jaffa's still have pips, and they aren't seeds anyway...
Maybe he means Jaffa cakes ... which some people say are biscuits ...
A thread on biscuits, now there is an idea!