DON'T take loo roll to Glastonbury Festival!

[Doctor]

Apparently Mr. Eavis dosn't want people taking their own loo roll to his little do in the summer - but don't worry folks he has a present for everyone...
http://www.newconsumer.com/news/item/glastonbury_says_do_not_bring_loo_roll_to_the_festival/

Does anyone else think this might end up with a lot of wasted loo roll being hurled from the audience like old fashioned footy matches?

 

[Scuttlingb]

Perhaps, but only by the blokes! We women know the importance of having your own loo roll at these events!

 

[MISS T]

Tickets-check.
Fags-check.
Beer-check.
Lipgloss-check.
Small handy tissue pack-check.

 

[db]

there is absolutely no way in hell i would go to a festival without loo roll..

 

[Sofa]

Only one roll per person? What happens if it rains and everyone's loo roll gets wet?

 

[Wookie]

Only one roll per person? What happens if it rains and everyone's loo roll gets wet?

Hold it near a fire til it dries?
No, I bet they ban open fires there, don't they?

 

[gon2seed]

With my fire service helmet on! fires are a bit of a problem at festivals. Staffordshire Fire and Rescue cover V, it has always been a perk for the retained firefighters in South Staffs, but they opened it up to everyone this year.

If I'd have been 20 years younger and single, I'd have jumped at it. Overtime, great laugh, plenty of phone numbers (nudge, nudge), it seems even festival females can't resist a man in uniform! And plenty of fires out of control and burning tents.

 

[Wookie]

We set a conflagration going at Wacken Open Air a few years ago.
You wouldn't *believe* how well a plastic garden chair burns... Especially when it's got Jaegermeister on it.

We were a long way from anything burnable; nevertheless, the onsite fire and security guys were there within a minute or two asking us what the bloody hell we thought we were doing and to put the fire out. Maybe even in that order.

 

[MISS T]

What happens if it rains?

IF! It's Glastonbury.. .

 

[CornishJon]

Only one roll per person? What happens if it rains and everyone's loo roll gets wet?

Use Bounty! it soaks up the rain and still stays strong! Ya cant loose bey!

 

[BBC]

Quality! one less thing to pack

 

[CornishJon]

eh eh eh bounty stronga soka upa calm down

 

[Wookie]

And if you don't wipe your arse with it, you can eat it!
Yummy coconut and chocolatey goodness...