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Must be wearing my invisible coat again...
I find that, whilst an acknowledgement from a woman that I've let out is rare, being let out by one is even rarer.
I'm talking driving manners here, before you get excited.
Please cycalists, wear approptiate clothing that covers your hairy builders bum cleavage!
Wearing lycra also transfoms a cyclist from pleasant, courteous and law abiding road users to arrogant, fist waving arsehole who thinks he can ride two abreast in the middle of the road down country lanes holding up road tax paying vehicles. The olympics has a lot to answer for. Just about every pot bellied, fat arsed middle aged bloke thought they were chris hoy and bought a skinny wheeled bike and donned lycra. Most of em looked like bad 80's wrestlers with sticks up their arses as they uncomfortably wobbled down the road.Mamil is the term, middle aged man in lycra.
holding up road tax paying vehicles.
Thanks for that. I can now shout "read highway code rule 66" out of the window when i finally overtake down the country roads ha ha!Highway Code Rule 66 says - you should never ride more than two abreast, and ride in single file on narrow or busy roads and when riding round bends.
There's more than a fair chance that the Lycra-wearing cyclists, in particular, will have a motor vehicle back at home that has road tax paid on it - sometimes, it's paid for by somebody else, but it's still paid...
What....wait.... ive been paying road tax all this time and IT DOESNT EXIST? Who has been taking my money and sending me a paper disc then? What a scam! Im calling plod!Road tax does not exist. The roads are paid for out of general taxation, meaning it's entirely possible that your lycra friends pay far more towards the roads than you do, even if they've never touched a car in their life.
(Road tax on the internet is like sarcasm, impossible to discern if someone is using it ironically or not, so for the sake of being able to whine about the constant misunderstanding I'll assume you think it's real.)
What....wait.... ive been paying road tax all this time and IT DOESNT EXIST? Who has been taking my money and sending me a paper disc then? What a scam! Im calling plod!
Any idea how many there would have been - any times, dates, or locations?I will do no such thing as every cyclist ive nudged into hedges, splashed with puddles, throw litter at and verbally accosted has fully deserved it.
I will do no such thing as every cyclist ive nudged into hedges, splashed with puddles, throw litter at and verbally accosted has fully deserved it.
Wait till he shoves that Steve wotsit into a hedge - then hold a party!Any idea how many there would have been - any times, dates, or locations?
I like the Pink spaces at Queensville retail ParkAngled spaces are available at the back of Lidl.
Competent, careful, socially-minded drivers would be a useful interim solution.
There are far too many to remember!!!!!!Any idea how many there would have been - any times, dates, or locations?