Favourite Monty Python sketch

[Anders_Panders]

Mine has to be the camp army drill!

 

[Astro Boy]

Big fan. Any one of their sketches will make me laugh but if I had to make a choice, it would be the Ministry of Silly Walks. No, the Lumberjack Song. No, the guy whos name is spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht but pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrol. No, the Vikings sitting in a London cafe singing spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam! No, the art of not being seen - where the bushes are exploding.

Bloody hell there are so many entertaining and surreal moments to Monty Pythons Flying Circus that this is quite possibly the toughest question of the day

 

[Sofa]

"Is this the right room for an argument?"

 

[Astro Boy]

no, this is abuse. idiot.

 

[Astro Boy]

yeah had forgotten about this little gem. they argue about the differences of argument and contradiction. then he hits the bell and the session is over. genius

EDIT: er........ you may have to watch it x

 

[Jheych]

I agreee

v funny

watch it here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM

 

[Jheych]

However this is in my opinion the best sketch of all

No offence t'sheffield possee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

 

[Astro Boy]

watch it here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM

Cheers! Am at work and the web filter is a big ugly brut of a monster. Cant surf owt interesting / entertaining except the forum of 'ford.

 

[Wookie]

Paraphrasing:

"I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all."

"Confess! Confess! Confess!"
"It doesn't seem to be hurting her, my lord."
"Have you got all the stuffing down at one end?"

And, keeping in line with my reputation: http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm
No search function, though Although careful use of Google and "site:ibras.dk" can work wonders.

 

[jimbob23]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[Anders_Panders]

"I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Mama"

 

[theflamingred]

"Every sperm is sacred..."

 

[Silverfish]

[everybody] "Yes, we are all individuals!"

 

[db]

"This man is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes.

In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world.. and, as a consequence, he will die ... laughing."

 

[jimbob23]

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm

This shit is fried gold.

 

[cat_woman]

lumberjack for me.

 

[MISS T]

I was going to say 'fork handles' but that was The Two Ronnies, best comedy sketch of yester-year.
The parrot sketch in that case, not a huge fan tbh.

 

[FooFighter]

The whole of The Life of Brian

Controversial, confrontational, blasphemous (did he say Jehovah) and down right funny.

Impassable, for me.

 

[simon]

I couldn't remember the exact words so I pinched it from tinterweb!

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

 

[Mrs M]

I was going to say 'fork handles' but that was The Two Ronnies, best comedy sketch of yester-year.
The parrot sketch in that case, not a huge fan tbh.

I love monty python, but love two ronnies equally, spoonerisms hilarious