Happy Twelfth of July!

[db]

hope anyone celebrating the twelfth today has a good 'un!

 

[Moley]

Yip painted the kerbs red, white and blue. Dawned my bowler had and umbrella and walked around town all day humming the sash. Pissed in some flower beds and people's gardens. Kicked off with some fenian type characters. Police gave me a pat on the back for doing such a worthy act. Happy 12th Dirty Bobby.

 

[db]

i can't remember which team you bat for (as it were), so i'm not sure if you're being sar car stick or not, but this:

Dawned my bowler had and umbrella and walked around town all day humming the sash.

..made me roffle